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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    TransPerth roars into the modern age after announcing commuters can tap on with Timezone Powercards

    TransPerth has proudly announced it is roaring into the mid 2010s today by announcing that commuters will be able to pay for their fare with…

    Belle September 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Touching moment as AI software that worker has been training to take his job asks if he’s OK

    A local office drone has been left with an overwhelming sense that everything is going to be OK in the world after the AI software…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    HR manager responsible for 75% of employee stress suddenly wondering if they’re OK

    HR manager Liz has taken a 20-minute break from her reign of terror over the staff at a Perth consultancy firm to herd everyone into…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Local Kiwi reckons everything is choicer about NZ than Australia except evidently, living there

    A New Zealand expat has just finished another pub session loudly proclaiming the supremacy of New Zealand over his adopted country of residence. From the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Local old mate vows to chain himself to a barstool if one more historic pub announces its closing

    An old mate residing in the Fremantle area has handled the news that two of his favourite hangouts are closing by the end of the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Featured Politics

WA Government Imposes Tax On Nike TNs To Slow The Eshayification Of Perth Suburbs

Belle January 2, 2023

Move over spicy cough, the latest scourge facing this great mining State is the creeping influence of Eshay culture among Perf youths. At least according…

View More WA Government Imposes Tax On Nike TNs To Slow The Eshayification Of Perth Suburbs
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Top 8 Passengers You Want To Avoid On Your Next Flight

Belle January 2, 2023

The shoeless wonder – there is nothing like waking up after take off to the smell of a shire-dwelling plane hobbit’s Bega cheese & vegemite feet…

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BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Double Brick Home Owner Offsets Aircon Bill By Leasing Lounge to Pizzeria

Belle January 2, 2023 WA Culture

Since Jerome was a boy he’d always dreamed of a double brick home. His grandpa and father had both religiously stuck to the style due…

View More Double Brick Home Owner Offsets Aircon Bill By Leasing Lounge to Pizzeria
BREAKING NEWS True-ish Crime

Hoon Regrets Attitude Somewhat After Cop Slaps A Canary On Crooked

Belle January 2, 2023

A Perth hoon has lamented his aggressive bravado after being pulled over this morning after the cops decided to give his car a thorough inspection.…

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Featured From the Zoo

Top 4 Signs Mario Kart 64 Has Got The Better Of You

Belle January 1, 2023

Emotions are running too high – Get ready to powerslide through the full spectrum of emotions on the instability rainbow. See, Mario Kart was designed…

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BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

“Perth is not a big country town!” Says Man Doing His Best To Look Like A Jackaroo Everyday

Belle January 1, 2023

A man who works on the Terrace as a corporate miner has refuted allegations from his Melbourne friends that Perth is just a “big country…

View More “Perth is not a big country town!” Says Man Doing His Best To Look Like A Jackaroo Everyday

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