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    Giant red bin erected in Secret Harbour to commemorate by-election win

    Secret Harbour is waking up to the dawn of a new age. Not only did they vote to leave the EU but they have now…

    Belle August 31, 2026
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    Jetstar outdoes South African plane’s dangerously close flyover stunt by getting dangerously close to not cancelling a flight

    Rugby fans were left amazed and in need of new grundies after two Airlink planes performed a dangerously close flyover of DHL Stadium in Cape…

    Belle August 31, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Secret Harbour set to leave the EU after One Nation victory

    The first order of business for British outpost Secret Harbour is to break the shackles of what they feel is a bad deal as a…

    Belle August 30, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    AFL scraps Wildcard Round effective immediately after Collingwood fail to make finals

    The AFL has announced that in hindsight it had wasted its and everyone else’s time with this wildcard malarkey after it failed to get Collingwood…

    Belle August 29, 2026
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    Donald Trump hits hole-in-one on the 12th at The Cut in Dawesville

    Some say it’s nearly impossible to ace the 12th at The Cut against the howling Mandurah breeze but US President Donald Trump proved the haters…

    Belle August 28, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Bunnings de-Hoodies DIY Warrior After Another Appalling Display in the Trade Section

Belle August 30, 2023

Bunnings has taken the unprecedented step of stripping a local DIY warrior of his Bunnings Trade Hoodie after once again acting like a goose without…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Private school boy starting apprenticeship desperately trying to de-PSA himself to fit in on site

Belle August 29, 2023

A Wesley lad who decided in year 9 that the trade life was the life for him has finally had a taste of it. While…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

WA Man Selling Tinnie Seems To Have Mistaken His Shitbucket For a Super Yacht

Belle August 29, 2023

Old mate Damon is at it again. This time taking to Scumtree & FB Marketplace to flog off his second-hand tinnie for an exorbitant price. Is…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Child Miraculously Survives Tiny Teddy Scare Despite Lunchbox Getting Slammed Online By Mums With Nothing Better To Do

Belle August 29, 2023 Food

No one knows how the child managed to beat the odds and survive after consuming a lunch that had over 2000 made up padenatic defects…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Affluent Gent Transitions Into Panama Hat Phase As A Gentle Reminder He’s Negatively Geared Half Your Suburb

Belle August 28, 2023

Geoffrey truly embodies the boomer dream. A life enriched by negative gearing, franking credits, and intergenerational wealth. You bloody beauty! Now he likes to spend…

View More Affluent Gent Transitions Into Panama Hat Phase As A Gentle Reminder He’s Negatively Geared Half Your Suburb
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

WACA Compromises on Urinal Issue By Planting Some Lemon Trees Out Back That You Can Have A Go On

Belle August 28, 2023

The WACA has responded to the hysterical shrieking about its decision to move away from urinals in the northern end stand for the general public…

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