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    WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank

    A WA man has made a conscious decision to remove himself from the WA dating pool by purchasing an oversized yank tank that describes itself…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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    Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day

    “See, she does love me!” Celeste loudly exclaimed from her bed this morning after her cat dropped a succulent meal of freshly slaughtered bird on…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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    Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

    In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 

    Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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Mrs. Staycation Perth

Belle August 15, 2022

Sophia woke up with a real urge to shove her high disposable income and nuanced tastes down the throats of her friends & family. So…

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Golden Triangle Girls Suffering from Birkenstock Withdrawal Make Most of Current Weather

Belle August 14, 2022

Winter is known to cause the blues. For some people, it’s seasonal affective disorder. For other’s it’s an intense leg localised claustrophobia from the frabic…

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White Ox goes into liquidation after news darts will be banned in WA prisons

Belle August 12, 2022

In a massive blow for the Dutch baccy company, all tobacco products will be banned in WA prisons from October 2022 onwards.  Deciding it was…

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Spud King to disrupt WA energy sector with first large scale potato power station

Belle August 11, 2022

Turns out someone was paying attention in year 10 science class. Spud king Tony Galati is reportedly close to developing the first large-scale potato power…

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Honest job applicant admits he wants to be paid while he looks for a better job all day

Belle August 10, 2022

A young Perth lad looking to crack into the competitive world of dead-end corporate life has told his interviewer that he is looking for the…

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Man who has never cleaned out his gutters sure is complaining a lot about water damage

Belle August 9, 2022

Negligent homeowner and all-round useless kent, Todd has once again spent half his day complaining about the water pooling in and around his property.  Despite…

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  • Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home
  • Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 
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