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    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

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    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Dhufish Ban Expected To Deplete Stocks Of Fresh Tinder Photos In 2023

Belle December 13, 2022

Critics of WA’s fiercely contested legislation to help safeguard the survival of local demersal fish such as dhueys and snapper has the nation’s horndogs concerned.…

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Useless Angler Doing A Good Job Of Pretending He’ll Be Affected By Dhuey Ban

Belle December 13, 2022

Atrocious Perth fisho, Timbo, who has never caught a Dhuey in his life is putting on a convincing act while joining in on his fellow…

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5 Ways To Establish Yourself As The Alpha Dog On Site 

Belle December 13, 2022

G’day ya pissweak little maggots. It’s Keifo here to give yas some advice on establishing ya dominance on site. Will you ever be as alpha…

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5 Hot Tips To Avoid Disgracing Yourself At Your X-Mas Party

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Alcohol Consumption – when it comes to smashing open bars, Australians are too preoccupied about whether they can, rather than whether they should. Statistically, someone is…

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Camry Driver Mixes It Up, Decides To Clog Up Fast Lane At Local Lap Pool

Belle December 12, 2022

A seasoned Camry driver has felt the need to spice up his serial impediment life and taken his award winning cloggage skills to the fast…

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IN FOCUS: Blokes who wear BCF Shirts

Belle December 12, 2022

BCF shirts are more than just garments; they are distress beacons for a fark-up that hasn’t quite happened yet – but it most certainly will. …

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  • Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning
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