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    Qantas hackers now the custodians of millions of useless flight credits

    The group thought to be behind the Qantas hack have found themselves in the unenviable position of only being able to use the data to…

    Belle July 4, 2025
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    Crack team of Pilbara miners sent to UK to assure them their heatwave was nothing 

    Western Australia has responded to Europe’s heatwave by sending the best of the best of our underground miners to give the country some perspective.  Parts…

    Belle July 3, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Freo Dockers have been training in a Wagin sheep paddock in preparation for the SCG turf

    The Fremantle Dockers have taken extreme measures to be ready for the disgraceful SCG turf on the weekend. Rather than training at their regular Cockburn…

    Belle July 3, 2025
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    Eradication back on the cards after the Cuntbeetle was found to have jumped the queue for Rotto accommodation

    Well, well, well, the shot hole borer continues to endear itself to the WA public. This time, managing to get Rotto accommodation without a booking…

    Belle July 3, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Copper thieves urged to stop taking out street lights or Gen X won’t know when to return home

    WA Police have urged copper thieves operating primarily in Ellenbrook & Mandurah to stop immediately given Gen X only know when to return home when…

    Belle July 2, 2025
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BREAKING: Swan Draught Rescued From Interstate Brewery

Belle August 4, 2022

The brewing of Swanny D kegs is finally returning to WA after 9 long years of being produced in enemy territory – West End Brewery…

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REPORT: Some Seedy Looking Faces On The Prospector Returning From Diggers Today

Belle August 4, 2022

The Kalgoorlie Prospector has enjoyed some very seedy-looking faces today as delegates return from their 3-day benders at the Diggers & Dealers Mining Forum today. …

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“Essence of Mundy” – Freo star’s DNA to be used in L’Oréal’s new anti-ageing serum

Belle August 4, 2022

L’Oréal has announced it will splice human DNA with moisturiser in an attempt to unlock the awesome anti-ageing qualities of retiring Freo midfielder David Mundy. …

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Perth Airport Promises To Pay Synergy Bill Promptly Next Time

Belle August 3, 2022

Perth Airport responded to criticism over power outages last night which led to the cancellation of flights by vowing to get on top of the…

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Perth man vows revenge against storm for making him get up early to put bin out tomorrow

Belle August 2, 2022

“This is the worst thing to happen to anyone, ever”, Perth man Ben mused as he lamented his situation in a dripping pool of self-pity. …

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Misunderstood Perth storm just didn’t want you sleeping through your alarm this morning

Belle August 2, 2022

The great Perf storm has apologised for being up and about a bit early this morning but maintains it only had good intentions to ensure…

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