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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    WA car seller demands top dollar for vehicle with more sun damage than a Brit abroad 

    A Western Australian car seller knows what he’s got and he isn’t making any price concessions for the severe sun damage on his vehicle.  According…

    Belle January 7, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Kalgoorlie bloke disgusted that no one is getting on the mini beers in Perth

    Tex is a decidedly uncouth member of society hailing from Kalgoorlie. This week, he’s headed into the big smoke of Perth to catch up with…

    Belle January 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    NOR beachgoer concedes romance with SOR beach fan was doomed from the start

    A pair of star-crossed lovers have made the difficult decision to pull the pin on what was looking like a very promising relationship.  Alas, the…

    Belle January 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Man who loaded up on cheap tuesday petrol laying low over fears he could be next

    A Perth man who took advantage of 1.69 fuel last Tuesday has been rocked by the events in Venezuela.  Given the price of fuel had…

    Belle January 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Down South begs Perth family to stay after being reminded they’d be nothing without their tourist dollars

    The entirety of Down South have made an impassioned plea to a Perth family to remain in the region after being reminded today that they…

    Belle January 4, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS Sports

Staunch Aussie proves he doesn’t care about soccer by spending all his time complaining about it

Belle November 27, 2022

A staunch Australian sports fan is doing an excellent job proving that he pays no mind to soccer by launching into several impassioned rants about…

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IN FOCUS: Masters Milk Carton Regatta

Belle November 26, 2022

Perth used to have a fever, and the only prescription was the Masters Milk Carton Regatta. An event where the dairy guzzling hordes of Perth…

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BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Swan Valley Vineyards Thanks Wine Machine Revellers for Years Worth of Free Nitrogen

Belle November 26, 2022

Fertiliser ain’t cheap so the Swan Valley is extremely thankful that party-goers en route to and from Wine Machine were able to donate a generous…

View More Swan Valley Vineyards Thanks Wine Machine Revellers for Years Worth of Free Nitrogen
From the Zoo

6 Hot Tips For Being The Biggest Road Trip Pest You Can Be

Belle November 25, 2022

Navigating like an oxygen thief – heavy is the hand that controls the GPS. If you don’t have a firm grasp on the technology or can’t…

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BREAKING NEWS

REPORT: WA woman enjoying the “how the fark did they get my email day” sales

Belle November 25, 2022

Carla isn’t the type of consumer to look a gift horse in the mouth and she couldn’t be more stoked at the unsolicited emails from…

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BREAKING NEWS

Brutal scenes as substitute PE teacher attempts to drop some youthful lingo 

Belle November 24, 2022

A 27-year-old substitute PE Teacher erroneously believed he had the requisite youth-appeal to step up his communication game with his zoomer class today. A belief…

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  • Man who loaded up on cheap tuesday petrol laying low over fears he could be next
  • Down South begs Perth family to stay after being reminded they’d be nothing without their tourist dollars
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