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    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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    Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

    In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 

    Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope

    The Catholic Church is demanding answers after its cardinals were bombarded with thousands of unsolicited texts calling for the election of Clive Palmer as pope.…

    Belle May 7, 2025
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    IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute

    Say what you want about Holden but they knew exactly how to build the kind of beast that your average high-income WA FIFO worker would…

    Belle May 5, 2025
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Report Urges Resurgence Of B&S Balls To Tackle Rural Population Decline In WA

Belle June 14, 2022

A new report has suggested that the only way to boost population levels in rural WA is to restore the B&S Ball back to its…

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WorkSafe Announce Statewide Blitz On Workplace Shit-Talkers

Belle June 13, 2022

WorkSafe personnel will be patrolling sites with specialised listening equipment to identify workplace chat that satisfied their definition of hazardous drivel.  This comes off the…

View More WorkSafe Announce Statewide Blitz On Workplace Shit-Talkers
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Sight Of UberEATS Bags Piling Up Doing Little To Quell Man’s Sunday Night Self Loathing 

Belle June 12, 2022

Scott admittedly had the kind of weekend that would make the Barefoot Investor lose sleep. Not only did he not lay one finger on a…

View More Sight Of UberEATS Bags Piling Up Doing Little To Quell Man’s Sunday Night Self Loathing 
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WA Builder Offers “Pyramid Package” – Will Be Ready For You To Be Buried In 

Belle June 11, 2022

It’s no secret that WA is experiencing massive delays on the completion of residential builds. It has been a source of frustration & anxiety for…

View More WA Builder Offers “Pyramid Package” – Will Be Ready For You To Be Buried In 
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Hobby Farmer Understands The Hardships Of Farming After New Akubra Gets A Bit Muddy

Belle June 11, 2022

Semi retired Perth high flyer Alan was nearly inconsolable today after his brand spankin’ Akubra fell into a muddy puddle while pretending to work on…

View More Hobby Farmer Understands The Hardships Of Farming After New Akubra Gets A Bit Muddy
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REPORT: Perth Woman’s Electric Blanket Purchase Was A Little Bit Dramatic

Belle June 10, 2022

A Perth woman’s impulsive electric blanket purchase has been labelled “dramatic” by her partner after she brought home the bed warmer device earlier today. Aliesha…

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  • Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home
  • Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 
  • Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope
  • IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute
  • Fremantle Dockers appoint Peter Dutton coach for his ability to shut down the opposition

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