Bartender Desperately Needs To Go To Happy Place After 1000th Lemon, Lime & Bitters Order For The Festive Season
It’s no secret that the silly season brings with it great hordes of non-pub people. What drink do non-pub types love more than anything else?…
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Suburban Street Descends Into Anarchy As Confusion Over Bin Day Takes Hold
A quiet suburban street in Perth’s south has been gripped by the grimey claw of bin-day fever. A coupla public holidays in a row have…
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Top 4 Signs You’re Lost In The Void Of The “Gooch Period” – Xmas to New Years
Each year, time & space ceases to exist as we know it as life enters a confusing void between X-Mas and the New Year. By…
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South Perth to Release “That Part of the Swan River Where You Think Your Passenger Shat Themselves” Fragrance
As the weather warms up, Mother Nature reminds Perth she’s still here by releasing the iconic Swan River shart stench into the air. It’s truly…
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Camry Driver Charged With Hooning After Taking a Corner at a Blistering 10km/h
WA Police are ropable after witnessing a Camry Driver exceed their driving ability and took a suburban corner at an absolutely steaming 10km/h. This 2Fast2Incompetent…
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Top 5 Things To Do On Boxing Day
Purge your body of its sins – while it’s not in the Bible, it is clear that smokin’ Joe and V-Plate’s Mary wanted people to…
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