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    REPORT: Perth UFC fan must be excited for tomorrow’s event because he hasn’t slept since last Tuesday

    Surely Perth UFC fan, Brayden, is excited for tomorrow’s big clash given he hasn’t managed a single week of sleep since last Tuesday. His haters,…

    Belle November 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Border Force opens first Indonesian BCF to help illegal fishers adapt to life as WA boat owners

    A special investigation by The Times has revealed Australian Border Force is operating Indonesia’s first BCF store on Rote Island to help the beneficiaries of…

    Belle November 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Local Council fines Andrew Lloyd Webber after his CATS cast found roaming Perth park

    West End musical titan Andrew Lloyd Webber has run afoul of local Council regulations after bringing his CATS show to Perth. It seems his unregistered…

    Belle November 14, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    TransPerth commuter suspicious over escalator in perfect working order

    “It must be a trap”, a TransPerth commuter mused as he gazed upon a seemingly functional escalator this morning.  To make matters even more suspicious…

    Belle November 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Tim Winton urges youth to get back into human torpedoing as under 16s social media ban set to strike 

    As the Under 16s social media ban looms, Westralian Author Tim Winton has made an impassioned plea to the Nation’s youth to turn to human…

    Belle November 13, 2025
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WA prisons under investigation for using apricot chicken as punishment

Belle October 29, 2022

An investigation has been launched into the WA penal system after reports of misbehaving inmates were served up to 3 servings a day of Maggi…

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Kalgoorlie gold miners switch exploration focus to lotto syndicates after another impressive strike

Belle October 28, 2022

Some of WA’s biggest gold miners have watched on in awe as a Kalgoorlie lotto syndicate records another impressive strike to the tune of $53M…

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Mystery WA Powerball winner outs himself after being spotted filling up a full tank of diesel

Belle October 28, 2022

A regional WA man has inadvertently outed himself as the winner of a large chunk of the $160M Powerball after an egregious display of wealth…

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Belmont man preemptively tells boss shove his job up his arse after buying lotto ticket from “lucky” kiosk 

Belle October 27, 2022

“What could go wrong?”, Jacko mused as he started planning his new life as a gazillionaire after picking up a ticket from a lucky kiosk.  Pontificating…

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POSTCODES: BROOME 6725

Belle October 27, 2022

If you like it hot, Northern and jam-packed full of retirees, bogans, and backpackers then look no further. Find out why people are saying, “it’s…

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Perth Stadium nudges out Marcus Stoinis for man of the match accolade 

Belle October 26, 2022

One could be fooled into thinking Stoinis’ heroic knock would earn him the man of the match in the T20 world cup match between Australia…

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