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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Drive-in theatre planned for Stirling bridge to entertain gridlocked motorists during Fremantle Traffic Bridge closure

    The Western Australian Government has announced that Stirling Bridge will become a drive-in theatre in February this year.  The move is to give motorists diverted…

    Belle January 8, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    England claim moral victory after snicko hands Aussies 4-1 Ashes win

    England has sensationally claimed they would’ve won The Ashes 5-0 if it wasn’t for the umpire assistance technology snicko. According to England, the couple of…

    Belle January 8, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    WA car seller demands top dollar for vehicle with more sun damage than a Brit abroad 

    A Western Australian car seller knows what he’s got and he isn’t making any price concessions for the severe sun damage on his vehicle.  According…

    Belle January 7, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Kalgoorlie bloke disgusted that no one is getting on the mini beers in Perth

    Tex is a decidedly uncouth member of society hailing from Kalgoorlie. This week, he’s headed into the big smoke of Perth to catch up with…

    Belle January 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    NOR beachgoer concedes romance with SOR beach fan was doomed from the start

    A pair of star-crossed lovers have made the difficult decision to pull the pin on what was looking like a very promising relationship.  Alas, the…

    Belle January 6, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS

REPORT: WA woman enjoying the “how the fark did they get my email day” sales

Belle November 25, 2022

Carla isn’t the type of consumer to look a gift horse in the mouth and she couldn’t be more stoked at the unsolicited emails from…

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Brutal scenes as substitute PE teacher attempts to drop some youthful lingo 

Belle November 24, 2022

A 27-year-old substitute PE Teacher erroneously believed he had the requisite youth-appeal to step up his communication game with his zoomer class today. A belief…

View More Brutal scenes as substitute PE teacher attempts to drop some youthful lingo 
BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

WA man kept awake at night pondering what new object he can whack a motor onto

Belle November 24, 2022

The last time Darron got a full night’s rest was 3 years ago after he successfully built a motorised esky. It was a challenging yet…

View More WA man kept awake at night pondering what new object he can whack a motor onto
BREAKING NEWS

Western Power proud of power grid for cacking its dacks on one isolated 34 degree day

Belle November 23, 2022

Western Power is now 100% sure the grid is going to “do its thing”  this summer after a truly impressive display yesterday leaving 7000 homes without power…

View More Western Power proud of power grid for cacking its dacks on one isolated 34 degree day
BREAKING NEWS Local

City of Belmont demands Rivervale be stripped of its unique postcode to take it down a peg

Belle November 22, 2022

The City of Belmont is concerned that Rivervale thinks it’s better than the rest of the suburbs comprising the Local Government Area due in no…

View More City of Belmont demands Rivervale be stripped of its unique postcode to take it down a peg
BREAKING NEWS Politics

BREAKING: The USA has denied any involvement in last night’s drone strike on the Swan River

Belle November 21, 2022

Top US Brass has issued a statement today denying any involvement after hundreds of Perth residents witnessed a drone strike on the Swan River last…

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  • England claim moral victory after snicko hands Aussies 4-1 Ashes win
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  • Kalgoorlie bloke disgusted that no one is getting on the mini beers in Perth
  • NOR beachgoer concedes romance with SOR beach fan was doomed from the start
  • Man who loaded up on cheap tuesday petrol laying low over fears he could be next

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