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    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

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    Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

    In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…

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    Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 

    Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…

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    Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope

    The Catholic Church is demanding answers after its cardinals were bombarded with thousands of unsolicited texts calling for the election of Clive Palmer as pope.…

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    IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute

    Say what you want about Holden but they knew exactly how to build the kind of beast that your average high-income WA FIFO worker would…

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Woman Hopes Acai Bowl Selfie Will Salvage Her “Eat, Pray, Love” Image After Canggu Bender

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Dior can’t help to think she has done irreparable damage to her carefully curated “enlightened traveller” persona after a heavy 2 days of Snapchatting her…

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Freo Fan Decides It’s Time To Add “2022” To Flagmantle Face Tattoo

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Damo was called bold for getting “Flagmantle” inked across his forehead after the 3rd round. However, as confident as he was on a flag he…

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BREAKING: Prosecco To Screech Ratio Reaching Critical Levels At Bottomless Brunch

Belle May 28, 2022

Witnesses have expressed fears for eardrums within a 200m radius of a group of gal’s bottomless brunching as the first stop in a hen’s day. …

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Personal Injury Lawyers Volunteer To Drive Ambulances To Relieve Pressure In WA

Belle May 26, 2022

In response to WA’s unacceptable ambulance situation, a dedicated community of personal injury lawyers has agreed to step up and do what needs to be…

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WA To Build Potato Proof Fence In Anticipation Of Potential Dutton Reprisals

Belle May 26, 2022

Western Australia is taking measures to mitigate the risk of an irate Peter Dutton storming state lines looking for satisfaction over Marko’s claims he’s a…

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Late Starts To Combat Scourge Of Drivers Who Inexplicably Can’t Defog Windscreen 

Belle May 26, 2022

Road safety advocates are calling on Perth employers to offer late starting options for shitforbrains employees who still inexplicably can’t remember how to defog their…

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  • Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope
  • IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute
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