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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99

    Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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    James Blunt heard loudly claiming The Ashes on the Yanchep Line 

    James Blunt is in town for a concert tonight but wasted no time getting involved in the main recreational activity of his people.  Thus, the…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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Man with E Plate & mandatory ignition interlock device doesn’t reckon anyone with an R Plate should be on the road 

Belle October 5, 2022

News of an R Plate for drivers returning to the road after an absence due to road trauma has caused a bit of a stir…

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“Containers AGAINST Change” – WA boomers set up rival plastic container exchange program

Belle October 5, 2022

A group of WA boomers has looked at the success of WA’s Containers For Change program and decided they want a piece of that action.…

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WA parents warn misbehaving kid they’ll stick a creepy Moscow Circus clown outside his window if he doesn’t pull his head in

Belle October 4, 2022

A couple of WA parents have found a novel way to ensure their bratty, bucktoothed crotch goblin behaves – by threatening to place a grim…

View More WA parents warn misbehaving kid they’ll stick a creepy Moscow Circus clown outside his window if he doesn’t pull his head in
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Man who just escaped Passport Office line settles in for new life in the DoT licensing centre line

Belle October 3, 2022

Perth man Robert has only just freed himself from the shackles of the Passport Office line only to receive a text from Optus that his…

View More Man who just escaped Passport Office line settles in for new life in the DoT licensing centre line
Perth Royal Show 2022
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Mrs Perth Royal Show

Belle October 2, 2022 Bogan

For the uninitiated, the Royal Show is like transporting the patronage of the Motorplex into a petting zoo with overpriced rides and food greasier than…

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Kalgoorlie Big Orse Reportedly Still Hitting His Stride Many Hours After The Cup Finished

Belle October 2, 2022

Most horses had well and truly finished their race at the Kalgoorlie Cup on Saturday. However, the same couldn’t be said for Pikey who still…

View More Kalgoorlie Big Orse Reportedly Still Hitting His Stride Many Hours After The Cup Finished

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  • Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 
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  • Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween
  • Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99
  • James Blunt heard loudly claiming The Ashes on the Yanchep Line 
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