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    Karrinyup Shopper Notices Absolutely No Difference Amid Telstra Outage

    As always, Karrinyup shoppers were blissfully unaware of the Telstra network outage today as they went about their usual days perusing goods in Perth’s most…

    Belle July 8, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Telstra Manages to Make Optus Look Like a Competent Network

    A nationwide Telstra outage has done what experts previously said was not possible – it has made their rival Optus look like a competent network…

    Belle July 8, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Americans Baffled World Cup Continues After the World Just Got Knocked Out

    Millions of Americans all over the country are in a state of total confusion as to why the World Cup hasn’t been called off seeing…

    Belle July 7, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Australia Announces Public Holiday to Celebrate America Getting Smashed Out of the World Cup After Blatantly Cheating

    Albo has announced that going forward the 7th July will be celebrated as a day of delicious karma after Belgium wiped the floor with them…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    China Plays Down Pacific Missile Test as Temu’s New Ultra Express Delivery Option

    China has told its pacific allies to take a chill pill today after going through with their plans to test ballistic missiles in the region.…

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Bell Tower Times From the Zoo

8 Iconic Ways To Spend The WA Public Holiday

Belle March 6, 2023 EntertainmentWA Culture

Sneak a few tonnes of “anti-inflammatories” past customs – when the cat’s away the anti-inflammatory importers shall play. There’s a huge gap in the market after…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

St Georges Terrace Tosser Beside Himself After 2nd Major Coke Bust In As Many Months

Belle March 4, 2023 WA Culture

A cashed-up corporate toolbag has shed a tear after hearing the news 2.4 tonnes of the good stuff had been intercepted by police and will…

View More St Georges Terrace Tosser Beside Himself After 2nd Major Coke Bust In As Many Months
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS True-ish Crime

Cartel Claims “Coke” Seized By WA Police Is Just 2.4 Tonnes Of Anti Inflammatories

Belle March 4, 2023

“Coke” seized under a joint operation between WA and American police will need to undergo rigorous testing after members of the Mexican cartel allege they…

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Mr & Mrs Sculptures by the Sea

Belle March 4, 2023

Big Dave and Sharisa love Sculptures by the Sea. Where else can they get some culture “up em” while stuffing their faces with crabsticks and…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

$40M Powerball winner blows cover after man spotted signing lease for East Freo rental

Belle March 3, 2023 rentalWA Culture

Speculation has once again swirled over which WA resident took out the $40M Powerball last night. However, an eagle-eyed witness reckons they cracked the code…

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Bell Tower Times Local

Man Avoids Fine After Convincing Rangers Bogged Ford Was A Sculpture By The Sea

Belle March 3, 2023

A man has avoided a fine for successfully convincing the Cottesloe Council Rangers that a “collectors’ item Ford station wagon  was in fact, an art…

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