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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Transperth tells Freo fans to get to traino now to ensure they make it in time for tomorrow’s game

    Transperth has told Freo fans that if they don’t want to miss the first quarter of tomorrow’s final against Hawthorn they’d better get to the…

    Belle September 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Giant red bin erected in Secret Harbour to commemorate by-election win

    Secret Harbour is waking up to the dawn of a new age. Not only did they vote to leave the EU but they have now…

    Belle August 31, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Jetstar outdoes South African plane’s dangerously close flyover stunt by getting dangerously close to not cancelling a flight

    Rugby fans were left amazed and in need of new grundies after two Airlink planes performed a dangerously close flyover of DHL Stadium in Cape…

    Belle August 31, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Secret Harbour set to leave the EU after One Nation victory

    The first order of business for British outpost Secret Harbour is to break the shackles of what they feel is a bad deal as a…

    Belle August 30, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    AFL scraps Wildcard Round effective immediately after Collingwood fail to make finals

    The AFL has announced that in hindsight it had wasted its and everyone else’s time with this wildcard malarkey after it failed to get Collingwood…

    Belle August 29, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

WA Rolls Out 10c Refund On Vape Boxes, Millionaires Expected Overnight

Belle April 18, 2023

A new class of millionaires is expected to burst force onto the WA social scene as the Government rolls out 10c refunds on discarded vapes…

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Bell Tower Times From the Zoo

5 Perth Sunday Sessions That Will Tickle Your Pickle 

Belle April 16, 2023 Entertainment

Some bloke’s shed in Forrestfield – sometimes we feel like we need to reinvent the wheel to have the best Sunday possible. Why not just go…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

REPORT: Perth Truckie Has A Real Twinkle In His Eye Today

Belle April 15, 2023

A Perth truck driver has apparently woken up feeling extra frisky. His housemate confirmed that he spent the morning pigeon-chesting around the rental exclaiming that…

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Bell Tower Times Local

A Tribute To Bayswater Bridge, The Hungriest Girl We’ll Ever Know

Belle April 14, 2023 WA Culture

Baysie, you entered this world in 1969 as you rose from the ashes of your 1910 predecessor. Built with steel harder than an Esperance surfer’s…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Exmouth Blokes Feeling Inadequate After Hearing The Solar Eclipse Will Last A Full Minute

Belle April 13, 2023

Exmouth blokes have got their backs up over the total solar eclipse claims it will last 62 seconds on the 20 April. Many in the…

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Bell Tower Times From the Zoo

CLASSIC PERTH RECIPES: The Belmont Stew 

Belle April 13, 2023

Feeds: 42,257 Prep time: 117 years INGREDIENTS 3 mounds of Ascot horse shit (fresh is preferred and there’s plenty to forage) 2 cloves of toey…

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