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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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    Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99

    Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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Eagles fan hoping Freo win tonight just to see Eddie’s glorious meltdown 

Belle September 10, 2022

A staunch Eagles supporter has managed to overcome his burning hatred of Flagmantle by focusing on the meltdown Eddie Everywhere will have should the Dockers…

View More Eagles fan hoping Freo win tonight just to see Eddie’s glorious meltdown 
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Feds reveals his greatest achievement was getting WA to pay him a gazillion for a quokka selfie

Belle September 10, 2022

Roger Federer is no stranger to success. With 20 grand slams, textbook style and an embellished reputation in the public eye, he’s one of the…

View More Feds reveals his greatest achievement was getting WA to pay him a gazillion for a quokka selfie
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Perth corgi owner acting more like a Queen than usual

Belle September 10, 2022

Local Perth corgi enthusiast Beryl has reportedly been acting more like a queen than usual after losing some of her high-profile competition.  It’s no secret…

View More Perth corgi owner acting more like a Queen than usual
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Wealthy Como residents demand exclusive use of South Terrace Freeway off-ramp

Belle September 10, 2022

Como residents living off the South Terrace freeway off-ramp have demanded exclusive use to the exclusive thoroughfare claiming it as basically a birthright.  The off-ramp…

View More Wealthy Como residents demand exclusive use of South Terrace Freeway off-ramp
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Leeming residents call for the renaming of mighty footy dynasty given the club is clearly in Leeming territory

Belle September 9, 2022

A handful of Leeming residents have had a gutful of the sequence of names comprising the mighty Bull Creek Leeming Footy Club.  We spoke to…

View More Leeming residents call for the renaming of mighty footy dynasty given the club is clearly in Leeming territory
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Balcatta man storms down to local bank to demand answers about currency changes following the Queen’s passing

Belle September 9, 2022

There is one aspect of the Queen’s passing that has Balcatta man Frank hot under the collar – the impact it could have on the…

View More Balcatta man storms down to local bank to demand answers about currency changes following the Queen’s passing

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