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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    NASA Reveals Artemis Program Aims to Establish New Perth Suburb on Moon

    Plans for the latest Perth suburb in the ever-expansive sprawl have moved one step closer after the successful launch of the Orion as part of…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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BREAKING: Hot Chip Shortage Set To Hit Nation’s Mooches The Hardest 

Belle December 8, 2022

Peak agricultural bodies have warned that Australia’s hot chip moochers will really feel the pinch of the potato shortages this silly season. Times have never…

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Aussie selectors wowed by man’s over of bouncers to 10 year old niece on the weekend 

Belle December 7, 2022

Cricket Australia can’t believe that Jeremy’s bowling prowess has flown under their radar for so long after seeing vision of him sending a barrage of…

View More Aussie selectors wowed by man’s over of bouncers to 10 year old niece on the weekend 
Sports, Auto & Hobbies Featured

The WA Crabbing Season Pest

Belle December 7, 2022 BCF

Trev’s status in the WA crabbing community has diminished over the years. While rarely observed, Trev has stolen more crabs than a clothesline undies raider…

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BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Couple’s Offer On Inner North Home Rejected For Dog Being Too Inexpensive 

Belle December 6, 2022

A couple’s offer on a Highgate property has been rejected after failing to provide proof of ownership of a sufficiently affluent designer hound.  The sellers…

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Featured Unique & Other

Mr Perth X-Mas Lights Display

Belle December 6, 2022 X-Mas

Craig has his son for the weekend and decided to take him on a little father/son bonding drive to check out the neighbourhood’s x-mas lights…

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BREAKING NEWS Business Featured

HR Manager Under the Pump For Innovative Ways to Ruin Office X-Mas Party

Belle December 5, 2022 office

With two weeks until the staff X-Mas bash, HR manager Rebecca is desperate to show she still has what it takes to be agile and…

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  • Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday
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  • Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch
  • WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday
  • NASA Reveals Artemis Program Aims to Establish New Perth Suburb on Moon
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