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    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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Freo fans arrested for trying to build roof on Perth Stadium after “concerning” forecast for Saturday’s final

Belle August 30, 2022 flagmantle

A couple of Freo-supporting tradies are in custody overnight after a daring but desperate attempt to build a fully retractable roof on Perth Stadium to…

View More Freo fans arrested for trying to build roof on Perth Stadium after “concerning” forecast for Saturday’s final
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Local wizard still casting spells after overindulging in “magic potion” at Balingup Medieval Carnivale

Belle August 29, 2022

FungEye The Sorcerer, or Todd as he’s known claims he’s still casting level 9 spells after foolishly thinking he needed to recharge his mana after…

View More Local wizard still casting spells after overindulging in “magic potion” at Balingup Medieval Carnivale
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WA dad saves money on family holiday by camping in the right lane

Belle August 29, 2022

Ellenbrook dad, Bruce, has revealed how he saved heaps of money on his family holiday over the weekend by going full WA and simply camping…

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Basil gets on “OnlyBaz” after seeing the crowd Anna Paul managed to bring to the CBD

Belle August 28, 2022

Lord Mayor Basil Zempilas was apparently so impressed with the crowd influencer Anna Paul managed to draw into the Perth CBD that he vowed to…

View More Basil gets on “OnlyBaz” after seeing the crowd Anna Paul managed to bring to the CBD
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Auskick carnival parents compete for coveted “parking like the biggest farkwit” trophy on the day

Belle August 28, 2022

If you thought the fiercest competition was on the oval, you’d be mistaken. Every year, Auskick carnival parents do their best to park like the…

View More Auskick carnival parents compete for coveted “parking like the biggest farkwit” trophy on the day
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Belle August 27, 2022

For Tiffany, the most important part of a Bali holiday is making sure her social media following thinks it’s a paid influencer, modelling bullshit kinda…

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  • Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you
  • Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween
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