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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Local Kiwi reckons everything is choicer about NZ than Australia except evidently, living there

    A New Zealand expat has just finished another pub session loudly proclaiming the supremacy of New Zealand over his adopted country of residence. From the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Local old mate vows to chain himself to a barstool if one more historic pub announces its closing

    An old mate residing in the Fremantle area has handled the news that two of his favourite hangouts are closing by the end of the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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  • BREAKING NEWS Featured Local

    Perth Driver Accused Of Being A Witch After Failing To Slam Brakes Upon Entering Tunnel

    Witnesses have been left disturbed and unsettled after a brazen motorist expertly accelerated up to 80kph on the approach to the tunnel and maintained that…

    Belle September 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    REPORT: Hearing Victorians whinge about finals airfare gouging really gets your Westralia senses tingling 

    Western Australia has struggled to keep a straight face this week after hearing the outrage coming from Victorian footy fans over the annual finals airfare…

    Belle September 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    20 years on private school boy still can’t look at a packet of SAOs the same

    It has been over two decades since Lachlan was a boy however evidently some memories fade slower than others. Being a proud PSA lad, he…

    Belle September 8, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

“As Close As You’ll Get” – Jetstar To Give Perth Terminal Balinese Backyard Makeover For Passengers They Cancelled On

Belle July 5, 2022

Jetstar has listened to the concerns & complaints streaming in from frustrated customers who have had their flights to Bali cancelled this week. In response,…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Childless Man Reckons His Unsolicited Parenting Advice Will Be a Real Mic Drop Moment

Belle July 4, 2022

Easy ridin’ bachelor and all-round sprogless individual Damian has swung into the rescue after observing a young couple having some parenting issues on the weekend.…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Donors “Not Mad, Just Disappointed” After Perth Winter Gives Up On Dry July

Belle July 3, 2022

Perth Winter has disappointed many donors who chipped in some coin to support its pledge to remain dry for the remainder of July.  Its pledge…

View More Donors “Not Mad, Just Disappointed” After Perth Winter Gives Up On Dry July
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Rotto Quokkas Unionise, Demand Royalties For Use Of Their Star Power

Belle July 3, 2022

In a shock move, Rottnest Island’s native quokka population has formed a union after having an absolute gutful of their image being used without royalties. …

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

BREAKING: Twiggy On The Loose!

Belle July 2, 2022

The public has been warned that mining magnate, Andrew “Twiggy” Forrest is experiencing unprecedented levels of twiggy-joy after a Wallabies win at Perth Stadium. If…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Sea Turtle Currently Choking On Plastic Feels For West Aussies Struggling With Wooden Cutlery

Belle July 1, 2022

“And I thought I had problems!” A majestic sea turtle currently choking on some single used plastic exclaimed after hearing the news many popular plastic…

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  • REPORT: Hearing Victorians whinge about finals airfare gouging really gets your Westralia senses tingling 
  • 20 years on private school boy still can’t look at a packet of SAOs the same
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