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    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    NASA Reveals Artemis Program Aims to Establish New Perth Suburb on Moon

    Plans for the latest Perth suburb in the ever-expansive sprawl have moved one step closer after the successful launch of the Orion as part of…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS Local

Seasoned Hill Dweller Shocked To Learn Perth Has Beaches 

Belle November 30, 2022

Jailyn always assumed stories of Perth’s coast were just fanciful fairy tales told to hill dwellers by their parents to scare their children away from…

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Colosseum-style battle royale planned between Langer & Aus players to boost attendance at Perth Stadium 

Belle November 30, 2022

It’s no surprise that Perth Stadium is looking like a British dental waiting room. 35 degrees, expensive tickets, and a midweek test. Nevertheless, to avoid…

View More Colosseum-style battle royale planned between Langer & Aus players to boost attendance at Perth Stadium 
BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth Man Completes Apprenticeship Before Tradie Rocks Up For The Job

Belle November 29, 2022

Perth man Tim was so tired of waiting for a plumber to rock up and fix the leaking taps that he decided to undertake a…

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From the Zoo Featured

4 Essential Tips For Selling Your Shitbox On Marketplace

Belle November 29, 2022

Although they didn’t know it at the time, Latin speakers coined the term “caveat emptor” specifically for the second hand FB/Gumtree car market. It’s a…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies Featured

Mr “I Should’ve Been Drafted”

Belle November 28, 2022 sports

Jacko peaked so hard in high school that he made the West Coast 2006 Grand Final after-party look like a meditation retreat. Just ask him,…

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BREAKING NEWS

Ageing DnB fan about one drink away from commandeering Bluetooth for some aggressive jump up

Belle November 27, 2022

It is beyond dispute that 37-year-old Reece is on one at the moment after happily saucing his steak all afternoon during a Sunday session. By…

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  • WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday
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