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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Transperth tells Freo fans to get to traino now to ensure they make it in time for tomorrow’s game

    Transperth has told Freo fans that if they don’t want to miss the first quarter of tomorrow’s final against Hawthorn they’d better get to the…

    Belle September 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Giant red bin erected in Secret Harbour to commemorate by-election win

    Secret Harbour is waking up to the dawn of a new age. Not only did they vote to leave the EU but they have now…

    Belle August 31, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Jetstar outdoes South African plane’s dangerously close flyover stunt by getting dangerously close to not cancelling a flight

    Rugby fans were left amazed and in need of new grundies after two Airlink planes performed a dangerously close flyover of DHL Stadium in Cape…

    Belle August 31, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Secret Harbour set to leave the EU after One Nation victory

    The first order of business for British outpost Secret Harbour is to break the shackles of what they feel is a bad deal as a…

    Belle August 30, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    AFL scraps Wildcard Round effective immediately after Collingwood fail to make finals

    The AFL has announced that in hindsight it had wasted its and everyone else’s time with this wildcard malarkey after it failed to get Collingwood…

    Belle August 29, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Kim Jong-Un Slips One Past The Perth Mint With Cunning Disguise, Launders Billions

Belle March 7, 2023

The United Nations Security Council DPRK sanctions committee is apparently livid that DPRK leader Kim Jong-Un was able to acquire billions of dollars worth of…

View More Kim Jong-Un Slips One Past The Perth Mint With Cunning Disguise, Launders Billions
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Perth Mint In Hot Water Over Selling $5 Worth Of Gold To Bloke Who “Knows” Bikies For Plated Chain

Belle March 6, 2023

Perth Mint can’t catch a break after it was revealed that the WA-owned gold joint sold $5 worth of gold to a bloke who claimed…

View More Perth Mint In Hot Water Over Selling $5 Worth Of Gold To Bloke Who “Knows” Bikies For Plated Chain
Bell Tower Times From the Zoo

8 Iconic Ways To Spend The WA Public Holiday

Belle March 6, 2023 EntertainmentWA Culture

Sneak a few tonnes of “anti-inflammatories” past customs – when the cat’s away the anti-inflammatory importers shall play. There’s a huge gap in the market after…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

St Georges Terrace Tosser Beside Himself After 2nd Major Coke Bust In As Many Months

Belle March 4, 2023 WA Culture

A cashed-up corporate toolbag has shed a tear after hearing the news 2.4 tonnes of the good stuff had been intercepted by police and will…

View More St Georges Terrace Tosser Beside Himself After 2nd Major Coke Bust In As Many Months
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS True-ish Crime

Cartel Claims “Coke” Seized By WA Police Is Just 2.4 Tonnes Of Anti Inflammatories

Belle March 4, 2023

“Coke” seized under a joint operation between WA and American police will need to undergo rigorous testing after members of the Mexican cartel allege they…

View More Cartel Claims “Coke” Seized By WA Police Is Just 2.4 Tonnes Of Anti Inflammatories
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Mr & Mrs Sculptures by the Sea

Belle March 4, 2023

Big Dave and Sharisa love Sculptures by the Sea. Where else can they get some culture “up em” while stuffing their faces with crabsticks and…

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