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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    NASA Reveals Artemis Program Aims to Establish New Perth Suburb on Moon

    Plans for the latest Perth suburb in the ever-expansive sprawl have moved one step closer after the successful launch of the Orion as part of…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

WA man kept awake at night pondering what new object he can whack a motor onto

Belle November 24, 2022

The last time Darron got a full night’s rest was 3 years ago after he successfully built a motorised esky. It was a challenging yet…

View More WA man kept awake at night pondering what new object he can whack a motor onto
BREAKING NEWS

Western Power proud of power grid for cacking its dacks on one isolated 34 degree day

Belle November 23, 2022

Western Power is now 100% sure the grid is going to “do its thing”  this summer after a truly impressive display yesterday leaving 7000 homes without power…

View More Western Power proud of power grid for cacking its dacks on one isolated 34 degree day
BREAKING NEWS Local

City of Belmont demands Rivervale be stripped of its unique postcode to take it down a peg

Belle November 22, 2022

The City of Belmont is concerned that Rivervale thinks it’s better than the rest of the suburbs comprising the Local Government Area due in no…

View More City of Belmont demands Rivervale be stripped of its unique postcode to take it down a peg
BREAKING NEWS Politics

BREAKING: The USA has denied any involvement in last night’s drone strike on the Swan River

Belle November 21, 2022

Top US Brass has issued a statement today denying any involvement after hundreds of Perth residents witnessed a drone strike on the Swan River last…

View More BREAKING: The USA has denied any involvement in last night’s drone strike on the Swan River
BREAKING NEWS Sports

WA World Cup fan officially farewells normal sleep pattern, prepares to become a creature

Belle November 21, 2022

Dom has conceded that the next 28 days will be an emotional rollercoaster for himself and everyone around him due in no small part to…

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BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

“The whites are running!” – Perth crayfisherman mistakes Diner en Blanc for start of season

Belle November 20, 2022

A lightly toasted and generously sauced WA crayfisherman was celebrating a friend’s birthday in a Northbridge apartment yesterday. After taking to the balcony to have…

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  • WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday
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