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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    NASA Reveals Artemis Program Aims to Establish New Perth Suburb on Moon

    Plans for the latest Perth suburb in the ever-expansive sprawl have moved one step closer after the successful launch of the Orion as part of…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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WA police pay dispute
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WA public urges Government not to cave into Police pay demands after cops threaten to block speed cameras until dispute is resolved

Belle November 16, 2022

Members of the WA public have strongly urged the WA Government to not cave into the pay demands of the Police as long as they…

View More WA public urges Government not to cave into Police pay demands after cops threaten to block speed cameras until dispute is resolved
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Young western suburbs woman denied entry to Claremont Quarter for not wearing Birkeys

Belle November 16, 2022

Under Western Suburbs Bylaw across all burbs, all true residents are expected to meet certain standards once the mercury rises and it’s officially deemed “open…

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4 Top Reasons Why You Should Fly Low-Cost Airlines

Belle November 15, 2022

Making friends – Sometimes friendships are like an inflated Synergy bill, they just sneak up on you from nowhere! Do you hear that guy talking loudly…

View More 4 Top Reasons Why You Should Fly Low-Cost Airlines
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Crypto investor 1000% in the red reckons you should definitely buy the dip

Belle November 15, 2022

Chronic panic seller and trainwreck crypto investor Tom (aka MaxCa$$$h) has boldly dished out more unsolicited investing advice after observing the chaotic scenes unfolding since…

View More Crypto investor 1000% in the red reckons you should definitely buy the dip
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Real Estate Agent Moving To Area Looking To Consolidate Community FB Group Power

Belle November 15, 2022

Patricia loved everything about the new suburb she was moving into, except of course, for one thing – the hold an established local real estate…

View More Real Estate Agent Moving To Area Looking To Consolidate Community FB Group Power
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Vic Park man apologises to The Barefoot Investor as he orders 4th delivered feed for the day

Belle November 13, 2022

Victoria Park man, James exchanged a sorrowful glance with his copy of The Barefoot Investor on his coffee table as he completed an order for…

View More Vic Park man apologises to The Barefoot Investor as he orders 4th delivered feed for the day

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