Two Supertankers-a-Day Limit Imposed on Superpowers to Prevent Panic Buying After Strait of Hormuz Reopens
Petro-nations in the middle-east have borrowed some inspiration from Australian retail and imposed a 2 supertanker-per-day limit on fuel as the Strait of Hormuz reopens…
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Tyre punctures plummet as rising building material costs force tradies to keep track of screws
Tyre punctures across the entire country have plummeted thanks to the rising cost of building material amid the Iran war. In a rare win for…
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Trump ‘Not Happy’ With Western Australia Over Mandurah Forum Food Court Closure
The President of Peace has once again lashed Western Australia for doing nothing to stop the closing of the Mandurah Forum food court. In a…
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AFL replaces Remaining Fixtures with Nick Daicos 100th game highlights
The AFL or VFL as it should be known has made the decision to replace all remaining round six fixtures with highlights from Nick Daicos’…
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Perth forced to introduce fourth FOGO bin for lithium batteries
In news that will surprise no one, every Council in Perth has agreed to roll out a fourth FOGO bin designed specifically for people to…
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Geelong Refinery Suddenly Responsible For 100% Of Australia’s Fuel Ahead of Imminent Price Rise
The Nation has woken up to the news that the Geelong Refinery that suffered a fire last night ACTUALLY supplies 100% of Australia’s fuel, rather…
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