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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    Update on new Westralia public holidays

    Sadly, the Government didn’t go with Clive Denied Day or The Great Hail Storm of 2010 day but on the assumption the amendments pass this…

    Belle September 14, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    TransPerth roars into the modern age after announcing commuters can tap on with Timezone Powercards

    TransPerth has proudly announced it is roaring into the mid 2010s today by announcing that commuters will be able to pay for their fare with…

    Belle September 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Touching moment as AI software that worker has been training to take his job asks if he’s OK

    A local office drone has been left with an overwhelming sense that everything is going to be OK in the world after the AI software…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    HR manager responsible for 75% of employee stress suddenly wondering if they’re OK

    HR manager Liz has taken a 20-minute break from her reign of terror over the staff at a Perth consultancy firm to herd everyone into…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Local Kiwi reckons everything is choicer about NZ than Australia except evidently, living there

    A New Zealand expat has just finished another pub session loudly proclaiming the supremacy of New Zealand over his adopted country of residence. From the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth Motorist Fears Stockholm Syndrome After Being “Stoked” At $1.60 Fuel

Belle April 6, 2022

Perth motorist Jeremy remembers when he’d chuck a wobbly and refuse to drive down to the shops when petrol was $1.60. However yesterday, he almost…

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BCF Sponsors Perth Men To Refrain From Wearing Their Merchandise 

Belle April 6, 2022

The top brass at BCF had a “brutal epiphany” the other day when they realised that their shirts & hats are worn primarily by punters…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

IN FOCUS: The Residents of the City of Stirling v eScooters

Belle April 5, 2022

The City of Stirling introduced a 12 month trial of rentable eScooters and it’s fair to say many of the affluent residents of the North…

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Man Who Gets ASX Tips From Facebook Profiles With Lamborghini Cover Photos Not Sure Where It All Went Wrong

Belle April 4, 2022

West Leedy man, Ben, had to deal with the harsh realisation today that he pissed away almost all of his early accessed superannuation on stocks…

View More Man Who Gets ASX Tips From Facebook Profiles With Lamborghini Cover Photos Not Sure Where It All Went Wrong
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John Forrest Tav Kangaroos Deliver Message To Developers – “Just Fucken Try It, Mate”

Belle April 2, 2022

The hard-drinking, hard-fighting kangaroo locals have not reacted to The Department of Biodiversity, Conservations, and Attractions’ decision to not renew their watering hole’s lease poorly…

View More John Forrest Tav Kangaroos Deliver Message To Developers – “Just Fucken Try It, Mate”
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Ms Ritz-Carlton

Belle March 31, 2022

It’s been months since Claudia has flexed on all the other wannabe influencers with a hotel photoshoot at the Ritz-Carlton. She’s even managed to save…

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