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    Coles attends perth defence Expo to find new military-grade surveillance partner after it didn’t work out with Palantir

    Coles is on the look out for a new surveillance partner after having to cut ties with Palantir over the public’s concerns over the parrtnership.…

    Belle October 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    WA mysteriously inundated with offers from Colombia after hearing about our brick shortage

    Western Australia has been blown away by the incredible number of offers coming from Colombian businessmen to help solve our brick shortage. We spoke to…

    Belle October 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Australian citizenship to be revoked for anyone calling their ute a ‘truck’

    The Australian Government has announced a strict anti-seppo law that aims to reverse the cultural rot rapidly creeping into our great Nation. Under the new…

    Belle October 4, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    FIFO bloke swears he can quit the Zooper Doopers at any time

    Andy doesn’t have a problem. Just ask him. His Zooper Dooper consumption is fully under control. These are the lies that Andy tells himself each…

    Belle October 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Anyone who thought Bindi Raye was a real person to be stripped of internet licence

    The Australian Government has announced that anyone commenting on Bindi Raye’s posts like she was a real person would be stripped of their right to…

    Belle September 30, 2026
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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Mrs Back to School

Belle February 1, 2023 school

The first day back at school is the biggest event on the mummy-blogger calendar. It is a ruthless blogfest where mummy-magicians compete to see who…

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BREAKING NEWS Business

Rio Tinto Says There Has Always Been A 300ft Goanna Terrorising Newman, As Backlash Grows

Belle January 31, 2023

Rio Tinto has categorically denied the 300ft lizard monster terrorising Newman currently has anything to do with the lost radioactive capsule.  In an official statement,…

View More Rio Tinto Says There Has Always Been A 300ft Goanna Terrorising Newman, As Backlash Grows
Bell Tower Times Local Technology & Finance

Dalkeith Man Forced To Dip Into Trust Fund To Buy House Sympathises With Struggling Millennials

Belle January 31, 2023

Samuel now understands the pain of many in his generation after being forced to dip into the generous trust fund set up by his wealthy…

View More Dalkeith Man Forced To Dip Into Trust Fund To Buy House Sympathises With Struggling Millennials
BREAKING NEWS Business

Rio ‘sorry’ for lost radioactive cap, yearns for an ancient Aboriginal cave they could bury the scandal under

Belle January 30, 2023

Rio Tinto is spewin’ their fine name is embroiled in another embarrassing scandal and was forced to apologise to Australia for losing a radioactive capsule…

View More Rio ‘sorry’ for lost radioactive cap, yearns for an ancient Aboriginal cave they could bury the scandal under
BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Exotic Dancers Flock to Roe Hwy To Perform After Reports Someone Actually Made It Rain

Belle January 29, 2023

The Perth exotic dancer community has responded in force after hearing about the generous cash splash on Roe Highway yesterday. The sight of pineapples flying…

View More Exotic Dancers Flock to Roe Hwy To Perform After Reports Someone Actually Made It Rain
Bell Tower Times Local

Twiggy Says Sculptures By The Sea Light Should Be Used To Summon Him When The City Is In Need

Belle January 28, 2023 Golden Triangle

Twiggy is said to be elated over the plans for Japanese artist Takeshi Tanabe to install a massive light installation in Cottesloe for the annual…

View More Twiggy Says Sculptures By The Sea Light Should Be Used To Summon Him When The City Is In Need

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