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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Willetton skatepark to be converted into an octagon after Jack Della Maddalena puts Willo on the map

    Move over skating, Willetton is synonymous with a new extreme sport now: MMA thanks to local legend Jack Della Maddalena. Kids from all over the…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Gen Z backpacker denied FIFO job for having insufficient TikTok experience

    An Irish backpacker has had her dreams shattered after a big mining company deemed her TikTok skills insufficient to carry out the entry level job…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie Unrepentant About Right Hand Turn into Claremont Hungry Jacks

    “Couldn’t give a fark, mate”, Trevon barked as he shoved his 2nd Bacon Deluxe Burger into his face after a somewhat controversial decision to hold…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m

    Main Roads WA have been praised for their genius initiative to ensure grey nomads towing caravans don’t clog up regional roads anymore.  The solution? To…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Bunnings crushes local footy club’s sausage sizzle after hearing they were making a profit

    Bunnings good guy reputation hangs in tatters after a damning Four Corners report aired the other night.  In the report, the hardware giant was accused…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: The Company Golf Day

Belle November 16, 2021 officesports

When you combine a marketing budget with a vague corporate notion of “networking” you get the corporate golf day. Everyone’s favourite tax-deductible piss-up on the…

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Featured Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Perth Fitness Cougar

Belle November 16, 2021 cougarGym

The unpleasant discharge from muscular Tinder sexpests has polluted gyms and threatened the natural habitat of the lifestyle-fitness birds. Glamorous Western Suburbs cougars were forced…

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Work & Study

Ms Uni Exams

Belle November 15, 2021 uni

There were more gaps in Mia’s education than a British toddler’s smile. Lectures were abandoned for vague promises to review the material later, and tutorials…

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Redcliffe Man Pushes Boundaries of BYO By Wheeling in Jumbo Esky Full of Beers

Belle November 14, 2021 Bogansuburbs

Redcliffe man, Jacko wasn’t keen on going to dinner with the misso’s in-laws on his self described “drinkin day”.  Telling “the ol ball & chain”…

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Unique & Other

Mr Pilbara Earthquake

Belle November 14, 2021 FIFOkiwimining

Dan was safely asleep in his Belmont dwelling when his FIFO-y senses tingled him out of slumber. He could feel a disturbance in shit-talk-force and…

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From the Zoo Featured

IN FOCUS: “Speed Dealers” the Ultimate in Eyewear

Belle November 13, 2021 Bogan

You’ll know you’re ready for the speed dealer life as soon as your red eyes make contact with the perfect pair in the servo sunnies…

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  • Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m
  • Bunnings crushes local footy club’s sausage sizzle after hearing they were making a profit
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