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    Perth Woman Asked To Leave Hen’s Party After Pronouncing Espresso Martini Correctly And At a Reasonable Volume

    The organiser of a Perth Hen’s Do has sensationally made the decision to ask one of the bride-to-be’s work friends to leave after “acting like…

    Belle August 21, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Fiona Stanley fire barely registers amid hospital’s usual level of chaos

    Overworked staff have reacted with surprise after hearing the news there was a fire in Fiona Stanley’s ICU that caused an evacuation. One nurse told…

    Belle August 21, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Gas industry panicking after learning NDIS shakeup could cut off those who rely on Government support to survive

    The Gas Industry has been desperately trying to get assurances their own corporate welfare won’t be cut off after hearing about the NDIS reforms that…

    Belle August 19, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Elon Musk Launches GoFundMe After Australia Demands He Pay to Remove SpaceX Rocket Floating Off Christmas Island

    Clearly Elon Musk is feeling the pinch of dropping to lowly billionaire status again after he launched a GoFundMe to help with the cost of…

    Belle August 19, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    20 years on, Perth man still has overwhelming urge to launch a honkey nut at some kid’s melon

    Perth man, Clint may have graduated from school over two decades but he has never lost the urge to lob a honkey nut at anyone…

    Belle August 18, 2026
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6 New Year’s Resolutions For Western Australians 

Belle December 29, 2022

Learn how to reverse park seeing as you insist on doing so – we get it. Your fourby has special needs and you’ve become a…

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The Bell Tower Times Year In Review (PART 1)

Belle December 29, 2022

Esperance takes a shot at the king (January) – It seems ol sunny Esperance was sick of Cottesloe being WA’s most iconic beach so they…

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Bartender Desperately Needs To Go To Happy Place After 1000th Lemon, Lime & Bitters Order For The Festive Season 

Belle December 28, 2022

It’s no secret that the silly season brings with it great hordes of non-pub people. What drink do non-pub types love more than anything else?…

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Suburban Street Descends Into Anarchy As Confusion Over Bin Day Takes Hold

Belle December 28, 2022

A quiet suburban street in Perth’s south has been gripped by the grimey claw of bin-day fever. A coupla public holidays in a row have…

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Top 4 Signs You’re Lost In The Void Of The “Gooch Period” – Xmas to New Years

Belle December 28, 2022

Each year, time & space ceases to exist as we know it as life enters a confusing void between X-Mas and the New Year. By…

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South Perth to Release “That Part of the Swan River Where You Think Your Passenger Shat Themselves” Fragrance

Belle December 27, 2022 WA Culture

As the weather warms up, Mother Nature reminds Perth she’s still here by releasing the iconic Swan River shart stench into the air. It’s truly…

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  • Elon Musk Launches GoFundMe After Australia Demands He Pay to Remove SpaceX Rocket Floating Off Christmas Island
  • 20 years on, Perth man still has overwhelming urge to launch a honkey nut at some kid’s melon
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