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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Coles attends perth defence Expo to find new military-grade surveillance partner after it didn’t work out with Palantir

    Coles is on the look out for a new surveillance partner after having to cut ties with Palantir over the public’s concerns over the parrtnership.…

    Belle October 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    WA mysteriously inundated with offers from Colombia after hearing about our brick shortage

    Western Australia has been blown away by the incredible number of offers coming from Colombian businessmen to help solve our brick shortage. We spoke to…

    Belle October 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Australian citizenship to be revoked for anyone calling their ute a ‘truck’

    The Australian Government has announced a strict anti-seppo law that aims to reverse the cultural rot rapidly creeping into our great Nation. Under the new…

    Belle October 4, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    FIFO bloke swears he can quit the Zooper Doopers at any time

    Andy doesn’t have a problem. Just ask him. His Zooper Dooper consumption is fully under control. These are the lies that Andy tells himself each…

    Belle October 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Anyone who thought Bindi Raye was a real person to be stripped of internet licence

    The Australian Government has announced that anyone commenting on Bindi Raye’s posts like she was a real person would be stripped of their right to…

    Belle September 30, 2026
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Bartender Desperately Needs To Go To Happy Place After 1000th Lemon, Lime & Bitters Order For The Festive Season 

Belle December 28, 2022

It’s no secret that the silly season brings with it great hordes of non-pub people. What drink do non-pub types love more than anything else?…

View More Bartender Desperately Needs To Go To Happy Place After 1000th Lemon, Lime & Bitters Order For The Festive Season 
BREAKING NEWS Local

Suburban Street Descends Into Anarchy As Confusion Over Bin Day Takes Hold

Belle December 28, 2022

A quiet suburban street in Perth’s south has been gripped by the grimey claw of bin-day fever. A coupla public holidays in a row have…

View More Suburban Street Descends Into Anarchy As Confusion Over Bin Day Takes Hold
Featured From the Zoo

Top 4 Signs You’re Lost In The Void Of The “Gooch Period” – Xmas to New Years

Belle December 28, 2022

Each year, time & space ceases to exist as we know it as life enters a confusing void between X-Mas and the New Year. By…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured Local

South Perth to Release “That Part of the Swan River Where You Think Your Passenger Shat Themselves” Fragrance

Belle December 27, 2022 WA Culture

As the weather warms up, Mother Nature reminds Perth she’s still here by releasing the iconic Swan River shart stench into the air. It’s truly…

View More South Perth to Release “That Part of the Swan River Where You Think Your Passenger Shat Themselves” Fragrance
BREAKING NEWS Featured

Camry Driver Charged With Hooning After Taking a Corner at a Blistering 10km/h

Belle December 27, 2022 car

WA Police are ropable after witnessing a Camry Driver exceed their driving ability and took a suburban corner at an absolutely steaming 10km/h.  This 2Fast2Incompetent…

View More Camry Driver Charged With Hooning After Taking a Corner at a Blistering 10km/h
Featured From the Zoo

Top 5 Things To Do On Boxing Day

Belle December 26, 2022

Purge your body of its sins – while it’s not in the Bible, it is clear that smokin’ Joe and V-Plate’s Mary wanted people to…

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