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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Coles attends perth defence Expo to find new military-grade surveillance partner after it didn’t work out with Palantir

    Coles is on the look out for a new surveillance partner after having to cut ties with Palantir over the public’s concerns over the parrtnership.…

    Belle October 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    WA mysteriously inundated with offers from Colombia after hearing about our brick shortage

    Western Australia has been blown away by the incredible number of offers coming from Colombian businessmen to help solve our brick shortage. We spoke to…

    Belle October 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Australian citizenship to be revoked for anyone calling their ute a ‘truck’

    The Australian Government has announced a strict anti-seppo law that aims to reverse the cultural rot rapidly creeping into our great Nation. Under the new…

    Belle October 4, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    FIFO bloke swears he can quit the Zooper Doopers at any time

    Andy doesn’t have a problem. Just ask him. His Zooper Dooper consumption is fully under control. These are the lies that Andy tells himself each…

    Belle October 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Anyone who thought Bindi Raye was a real person to be stripped of internet licence

    The Australian Government has announced that anyone commenting on Bindi Raye’s posts like she was a real person would be stripped of their right to…

    Belle September 30, 2026
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5 Hot Tips To Avoid Disgracing Yourself At Your X-Mas Party

Belle December 13, 2022 employmentofficeParty

Alcohol Consumption – when it comes to smashing open bars, Australians are too preoccupied about whether they can, rather than whether they should. Statistically, someone is…

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Camry Driver Mixes It Up, Decides To Clog Up Fast Lane At Local Lap Pool

Belle December 12, 2022

A seasoned Camry driver has felt the need to spice up his serial impediment life and taken his award winning cloggage skills to the fast…

View More Camry Driver Mixes It Up, Decides To Clog Up Fast Lane At Local Lap Pool
From the Zoo Featured

IN FOCUS: Blokes who wear BCF Shirts

Belle December 12, 2022

BCF shirts are more than just garments; they are distress beacons for a fark-up that hasn’t quite happened yet – but it most certainly will. …

View More IN FOCUS: Blokes who wear BCF Shirts
BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

WA Girl Deems Day At The Beach Completely “Pointless” After Phone Battery Dies On Arrival

Belle December 11, 2022 influencer

Emma thought she’d hit the jackpot – a low 30’s, light morning breeze, and not a whiff of gainful employment to stink out the influencer-toilet…

View More WA Girl Deems Day At The Beach Completely “Pointless” After Phone Battery Dies On Arrival
Featured From the Zoo

5 Demons You Must Slay To Survive X-Mas Shopping

Belle December 11, 2022

Despite racking up a few decades on this earth you still haven’t learned that last-minute X-Mas shopping is the consumer equivalent of a anoos exam:…

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BREAKING NEWS Travel

WA Woman Denied Permission To Leave Bali Until She Uploads Some Floating Breakfast Content

Belle December 11, 2022

A young WA woman has been detained at Denpasar Airport today after authorities were tipped off that she visited the Island paradise and didn’t upload…

View More WA Woman Denied Permission To Leave Bali Until She Uploads Some Floating Breakfast Content

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