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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Coles attends perth defence Expo to find new military-grade surveillance partner after it didn’t work out with Palantir

    Coles is on the look out for a new surveillance partner after having to cut ties with Palantir over the public’s concerns over the parrtnership.…

    Belle October 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    WA mysteriously inundated with offers from Colombia after hearing about our brick shortage

    Western Australia has been blown away by the incredible number of offers coming from Colombian businessmen to help solve our brick shortage. We spoke to…

    Belle October 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Australian citizenship to be revoked for anyone calling their ute a ‘truck’

    The Australian Government has announced a strict anti-seppo law that aims to reverse the cultural rot rapidly creeping into our great Nation. Under the new…

    Belle October 4, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    FIFO bloke swears he can quit the Zooper Doopers at any time

    Andy doesn’t have a problem. Just ask him. His Zooper Dooper consumption is fully under control. These are the lies that Andy tells himself each…

    Belle October 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Anyone who thought Bindi Raye was a real person to be stripped of internet licence

    The Australian Government has announced that anyone commenting on Bindi Raye’s posts like she was a real person would be stripped of their right to…

    Belle September 30, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS Travel

Travel warning issued to French backpackers returning through Perth’s Northern suburbs today

Belle December 11, 2022

The Western Australian Government has issued a travel warning to all French backpackers following the national team’s win over England in the early hours of…

View More Travel warning issued to French backpackers returning through Perth’s Northern suburbs today
BREAKING NEWS Local

Perth Man Still Doesn’t Know How To Check For Sea Breeze After 30 Years of Life

Belle December 10, 2022 WA Culture

Ben stands on the sand overlooking a very blowy Leighton Beach before rubbing his temples in a desperate attempt to calm down, “why am I…

View More Perth Man Still Doesn’t Know How To Check For Sea Breeze After 30 Years of Life
BREAKING NEWS Sports

BREAKING: Scarborough Eerily Quiet After Brazil Was Booted From The World Cup

Belle December 10, 2022

An eerie silence has fallen over the Perth suburb of Scarborough as the strong Brazilian population comes to grips with the World Cup favourites getting…

View More BREAKING: Scarborough Eerily Quiet After Brazil Was Booted From The World Cup
BREAKING NEWS Featured

Good Sign Thursday Drinks Are Out Of Control As Mid 30’s Mates Start Pining For Clubba Days

Belle December 8, 2022

A lovely little catch-up between a group of mates soon went south as the cold bevvies went down a little too easily in the sweltering…

View More Good Sign Thursday Drinks Are Out Of Control As Mid 30’s Mates Start Pining For Clubba Days
BREAKING NEWS

Perth Woman posting lightning pics regrets bringing a ‘19 Android phone to a DSLR fight

Belle December 8, 2022

A Perth woman has admitted she didn’t know what she was thinking capturing last night’s stunning electric light show with a flogged-out, piece of shit…

View More Perth Woman posting lightning pics regrets bringing a ‘19 Android phone to a DSLR fight
BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING: Hot Chip Shortage Set To Hit Nation’s Mooches The Hardest 

Belle December 8, 2022

Peak agricultural bodies have warned that Australia’s hot chip moochers will really feel the pinch of the potato shortages this silly season. Times have never…

View More BREAKING: Hot Chip Shortage Set To Hit Nation’s Mooches The Hardest 

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