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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Local Kiwi reckons everything is choicer about NZ than Australia except evidently, living there

    A New Zealand expat has just finished another pub session loudly proclaiming the supremacy of New Zealand over his adopted country of residence. From the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Local old mate vows to chain himself to a barstool if one more historic pub announces its closing

    An old mate residing in the Fremantle area has handled the news that two of his favourite hangouts are closing by the end of the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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  • BREAKING NEWS Featured Local

    Perth Driver Accused Of Being A Witch After Failing To Slam Brakes Upon Entering Tunnel

    Witnesses have been left disturbed and unsettled after a brazen motorist expertly accelerated up to 80kph on the approach to the tunnel and maintained that…

    Belle September 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    REPORT: Hearing Victorians whinge about finals airfare gouging really gets your Westralia senses tingling 

    Western Australia has struggled to keep a straight face this week after hearing the outrage coming from Victorian footy fans over the annual finals airfare…

    Belle September 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    20 years on private school boy still can’t look at a packet of SAOs the same

    It has been over two decades since Lachlan was a boy however evidently some memories fade slower than others. Being a proud PSA lad, he…

    Belle September 8, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Hurn Unsure What Felt Longer: 300 Game Career or Today’s Match

Belle July 31, 2021

To get badly beaten by a group of Collingwood youths, one normally has to get off a late night tram on Smith St. The Eagles,…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth Man Instantly Regrets Mentioning Wind Around Co-worker Born in Geraldton

Belle July 29, 2021

As per usual, Perth is blowing with the tenacity of a insta-Model trying to snag a free photoshoot. One could excuse someone for mentioning the…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Olympics Armchair Critic

Belle July 28, 2021

Some say if you head to the hallowed turf of the Bull Creek Primary School oval you can still hear the cheers as Rob ran…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: The Immeasurable Disappointment of the Steak Sandwich

Belle July 27, 2021

Legend has it that the steak sandwich was invented as a way for publicans to repurpose the rump cuts from meat trays that never made…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

BREAKING: Amphibious Cars the “Only Hope” for WA Drivers at this Point

Belle July 26, 2021

While the rest of the world moves towards an electric future, WA has decided to take a more cautious approach in light of recent vehicular…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: The Existential Hell of Uni Group Assignments

Belle July 26, 2021

In a cruel twist of fate, uni group assignments are probably the most hands-on training you’ll ever get for the real world. See, employment is…

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  • REPORT: Hearing Victorians whinge about finals airfare gouging really gets your Westralia senses tingling 
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