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    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

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    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

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    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

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1st Year Law Student “Annihilates” Bar Staff After Refusal of Service

Belle October 5, 2021

Tom, a first year law student, has a very clear message for the inner city bar staff who, in his learned opinion, erroneously assessed his…

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REPORT: Perf Showing No Signs of Giving Up the Jeans & Pluggers Look

Belle October 4, 2021

One would find it hard to name a look that screams, “I was forced to wear pants but I’m staying true to myself” more than…

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4 Types of Workplace Shit-talking

Belle October 3, 2021

In life you can be sure of death, taxes and working with at least one person who’s conversational skills resemble a burst septic tank at…

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First 2am Baking Academy to Open in Foreshore Car Park

Belle October 3, 2021

Jacques and Juliette moved to Perth 5 years ago and couldn’t believe the interest they saw in our younger generation when it came to the…

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Landlord Whose Property Value Increased 24% Reckons Tenant’s Aircon Request is “Too Much”

Belle October 2, 2021 rental

Bob & Sue were livid to receive correspondence from their property manager advising them that the tenants in one of their South Perth investment properties…

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Concerns for Strata Residents After Meddling Old Cow Buys Laminator

Belle October 1, 2021

Residents in a West Perth strata complex have braced for impact after the meddling old cow from unit 6 was seen with a brand-spankin’ laminator…

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  • Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning
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