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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    NASA Reveals Artemis Program Aims to Establish New Perth Suburb on Moon

    Plans for the latest Perth suburb in the ever-expansive sprawl have moved one step closer after the successful launch of the Orion as part of…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

John Forrest Tav Kangaroos Deliver Message To Developers – “Just Fucken Try It, Mate”

Belle April 2, 2022

The hard-drinking, hard-fighting kangaroo locals have not reacted to The Department of Biodiversity, Conservations, and Attractions’ decision to not renew their watering hole’s lease poorly…

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Ms Ritz-Carlton

Belle March 31, 2022

It’s been months since Claudia has flexed on all the other wannabe influencers with a hotel photoshoot at the Ritz-Carlton. She’s even managed to save…

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From the Zoo Featured

IN FOCUS: Who Dares Wins

Belle March 31, 2022

These days, free to air television is as much fun as watching a late-night SBS film with your folks in the room. However, it wasn’t…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

$5.7B BUDGET SURPLUS: WA Economy Checks Into Rehab With Chronic Iron Ore Dependency

Belle March 30, 2022

The WA Economy has requested privacy during this hard time as it finally took the first step towards cleaning up by admitting that it may…

View More $5.7B BUDGET SURPLUS: WA Economy Checks Into Rehab With Chronic Iron Ore Dependency
BREAKING NEWS Featured

REPORT: It’d Better Rain Soon Or The Perth Gardening Community Is Going To Lose It

Belle March 29, 2022

Feelings of betrayal & impatience have slowly melted together in the Perth gardening community crucible to create a molten hot slurry of unrest.  Rain has…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting Featured

The Private School Dad

Belle March 29, 2022

Geoffrey is a holstered toilet brush of a man: from a distance, he looks fine but on closer inspection, he is a festering mess of…

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  • WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday
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