ScoMo Backs WA Borders, Promises To Do Kickflip Off Telstra Exchange
In an attempt to get WA voters to forget about the “Clive” incident last year, ScoMo has not only thrown his support behind WA’s border…
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Mrs Northern Beaches
Jo has spent her morning installing a 10th security camera at her McMansion. Some say it’s excessive but “beck home” she’d a 24/7 guard patrol…
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The Golden Retriever Owner
Mary decided to purchase a Golden Retriever during a period of great turmoil in her life. Her eldest daughter had shacked up a Labor voter…
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Lawyer Praises WA’s Ambulance Ramping For Taking The Chase Out Of Ambulance Chasing
A WA personal injury lawyer has heaped praise on WA’s atrocious ambulance ramping figures stating, “business has never been better”. Ordinarily, most of his day…
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Influencer Denied Entry To Black Diamond Lake After Forgetting Blow Up Flamingo
Joy turned to tears on Tuesday, when, Tamara, an aspiring influencer realised she’d forgotten to pack a large, blow-up flamingo to float on during her…
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Media Restricted To 2 Empty Shelves Articles A Day To Ease Pressure On Supply Chain
In a gnarley move to prevent panic-induced, unnecessary consumerism, WA news outlets have been restricted to 2 sensationalised articles per day, per outlet until pressure…
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