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    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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    Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

    In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 

    Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope

    The Catholic Church is demanding answers after its cardinals were bombarded with thousands of unsolicited texts calling for the election of Clive Palmer as pope.…

    Belle May 7, 2025
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    IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute

    Say what you want about Holden but they knew exactly how to build the kind of beast that your average high-income WA FIFO worker would…

    Belle May 5, 2025
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Reckons

5 Types of Anti-Maskers

Belle February 1, 2021

Mung beans – a disciple of the church of Pete Evans that describes themselves as a “free thinker”. Typically spouts the kind of nonsense that has…

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IN FOCUS: Working from Home

Belle January 31, 2021

Like the acid reflux from an especially heinous 3am meatbox, COVID has returned to cause us a slight discomfort. On the bright side, working from…

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Unique & Other

The GameStop Expert Analyst

Belle January 30, 2021

GameStop has set a dangerous precedent in the deluded mind of Jack. To some, this market manipulation masterclass by Reddit rogues was a clear message…

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Health & Medicine

Mrs Toilet Paper Panic Buy

Belle January 30, 2021

Nicole is conflicted as to who she should listen to – pandemic experts or that little voice in her head screaming “what if my family’s…

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Work & Study

The Office Admin Worker

Belle January 27, 2021

If the squeaky wheel gets the oil then Christine sounds like a jockey at a helium party. She has maintained her administrative authority via a…

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Mr Perth Hoon

Belle January 26, 2021 Boganmotoring

Dex’s Commodore is currently checked in to the Hotel Confiscat-fornia, but it wasn’t always like this. It was the December of ‘14 when Dex invested in…

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  • Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home
  • Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 
  • Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope
  • IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute
  • Fremantle Dockers appoint Peter Dutton coach for his ability to shut down the opposition

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