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    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

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    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

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Basil Crashes Romantic Dinner and Proposes on Behalf of Man

Belle September 30, 2021

In shocking scenes, Basil Zempilas was seen crashing a romantic dinner between two love birds at Perth’s C Restaurant and popping the question on behalf…

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Man Ridiculed for Buying Enough Petrol to Attract a US Invasion At Start Of Pandemic Has The Last Laugh

Belle September 29, 2021

They called Bryan an idiot for filling his garage with jerry cans of petrol during the great April 2020 price slump but he has one…

View More Man Ridiculed for Buying Enough Petrol to Attract a US Invasion At Start Of Pandemic Has The Last Laugh
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WA Rushes to Set up Vaccine Clinic at Taco Bell to Take Advantage of Having Half of Perth Queued Up

Belle September 29, 2021

WA Health is rushing to take advantage of the legions of Perth people who have nothing better to do than line up outside Taco Bell…

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IN FOCUS: Perth Royal Show

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The Perth Royal Show was originally an event that showed off the best of WA agriculture, but now it attracts a different kind of livestock…

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Perth Couple Reclassify Relationship as “Long Distance” After Man Moves to Yanchep

Belle September 28, 2021

When Adam met Kat on a boozy night out at The Gate they knew they had a special thing going. He was from Spearwood, she…

View More Perth Couple Reclassify Relationship as “Long Distance” After Man Moves to Yanchep
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IN FOCUS: e-Scooters

Belle September 21, 2021

If you’re looking for a mode of transport that screams, “I own a customisable gaming keyboard” but “I’m a bad boy” then look no further…

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  • Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers
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  • Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning
  • Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 
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