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    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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    Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

    In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 

    Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope

    The Catholic Church is demanding answers after its cardinals were bombarded with thousands of unsolicited texts calling for the election of Clive Palmer as pope.…

    Belle May 7, 2025
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  • Featured From the Zoo

    IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute

    Say what you want about Holden but they knew exactly how to build the kind of beast that your average high-income WA FIFO worker would…

    Belle May 5, 2025
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Work & Study

Mr Tech Start-Up

Belle November 14, 2020 employmentTechnology

Tobias’ personality is like the backwash in the bottom of a Dom Perignon flute: affluent yet altogether unpalatable. Combined with a head even a mother…

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Mrs Highgate

Belle November 13, 2020

Whenever Alexis tells people she lives in Highgate she is quick to point out that she lives in what she believes to be the nice…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mr Nedlands

Belle November 11, 2020 Millennial

It’s been years since Richard emerged from the pool of pretentious education, so to stave off the chilly breeze of moving on, he still wears…

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Ms Perth New Zealander

Belle November 7, 2020

Trish is rougher than Vulcan wacking you off with a sand-paper lined flesh light before Mike Whitney asked if your little gladiator was ready. She…

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Mrs Jacaranda Season

Belle November 2, 2020

For years, Jacinta has chased the purple dragon. When Spring rolls around she transforms from a mild-mannered art teacher to a ravenous fiend looking for…

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Unique & Other

The Office Shit-Talker

Belle November 1, 2020

If talking shit was an artform then Dan painted the Sistine Chapel in pure bull excrement. A benefit-of-the-doubt parasite that feeds off people’s natural tendency…

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TRENDING NEWS

  • New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out
  • Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home
  • Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 
  • Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope
  • IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute
  • Fremantle Dockers appoint Peter Dutton coach for his ability to shut down the opposition

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