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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    NASA Reveals Artemis Program Aims to Establish New Perth Suburb on Moon

    Plans for the latest Perth suburb in the ever-expansive sprawl have moved one step closer after the successful launch of the Orion as part of…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Albanese Expected to Remind Nation West Coast Are Back in Tonight’s Address

    Prime Minister Albanese has made the decision to hold a special national address tonight to inform the people of Australia about a very important issue.…

    Belle April 1, 2026
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Featured Unique & Other

The Ukraine/Russian Conflict Expert

Belle February 23, 2022

One can only marvel at the confidence of Thommo as he wades fearlessly into the waters of Russia/Ukraine political analysis without being burdened by a…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Suburban Man Caves

Belle February 22, 2022

There comes a time in a man’s life when he just can’t keep up with the glitz & glamour of the local suburban pub scene.…

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Belle's Lounge Featured

Workplace grubs and kitchen bandits

Belle February 21, 2022

A disproportionate amount of tension is caused by communal space swine every day in workplaces around the world. These dirty dawgs treat any shared area…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Not Posting a Photo Of Red Sunset Classified As Treason Against The Nation of Westralia

Belle February 19, 2022 InstagramWA Culture

The Sunset Commander has declared that any Westralian not gawking in awe at the red sunset or sunrise this week and posting a photo to…

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Belle's Lounge Featured

Job Dodging 101

Belle February 18, 2022

Like any true art form, job dodging must be executed with nuance and grace. If it’s done poorly you will shine like a glaring cold…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Western Suburbs Deploy Anti Blow-In Measures After “Poor People” Suspected of Bringing In Virus

Belle February 17, 2022

Pursuant to an emergency meeting of Perth’s rich, blow-ins wishing to pass through any Western Suburb boundary will now be forced to meet a dress…

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  • Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch
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  • NASA Reveals Artemis Program Aims to Establish New Perth Suburb on Moon
  • Albanese Expected to Remind Nation West Coast Are Back in Tonight’s Address
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