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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99

    Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth Man Instantly Regrets Mentioning Wind Around Co-worker Born in Geraldton

Belle July 29, 2021

As per usual, Perth is blowing with the tenacity of a insta-Model trying to snag a free photoshoot. One could excuse someone for mentioning the…

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The Olympics Armchair Critic

Belle July 28, 2021

Some say if you head to the hallowed turf of the Bull Creek Primary School oval you can still hear the cheers as Rob ran…

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IN FOCUS: The Immeasurable Disappointment of the Steak Sandwich

Belle July 27, 2021

Legend has it that the steak sandwich was invented as a way for publicans to repurpose the rump cuts from meat trays that never made…

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BREAKING: Amphibious Cars the “Only Hope” for WA Drivers at this Point

Belle July 26, 2021

While the rest of the world moves towards an electric future, WA has decided to take a more cautious approach in light of recent vehicular…

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IN FOCUS: The Existential Hell of Uni Group Assignments

Belle July 26, 2021

In a cruel twist of fate, uni group assignments are probably the most hands-on training you’ll ever get for the real world. See, employment is…

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Mr “Self Made”

Belle July 25, 2021

Anthony didn’t choose the turbo life, the turbo life chose Anthony. A fact that was made abundantly clear when he hadn’t achieved more than posting…

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