Media Restricted To 2 Empty Shelves Articles A Day To Ease Pressure On Supply Chain
In a gnarley move to prevent panic-induced, unnecessary consumerism, WA news outlets have been restricted to 2 sensationalised articles per day, per outlet until pressure…
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Mr Fremantle
Earth Love or Lloyd as he’s known by his societal-slave name has just been booted out of his 3rd share house this year. He maintains…
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DFAT Issues Travel Warning For School Pick Ups This Afternoon
DFAT has taken the extraordinary step of issuing a travel warning for school pick-up zones this afternoon after intelligence gathered suggests it will be an…
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Ms Hillarys Boat Harbour
Brit was the result of Barry inserting his Cumberland sausage into Linda’s Yorkshire pudding in the Marina car park 25 years ago. This unholy consummation…
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Entitled Dog Owners To Be Leashed, Muzzled Under Radical Plan To Prevent Attacks
To prevent unnecessary attacks, a radical WA plan seeks to keep the community safe from entitled dog owners by requiring they be leashed at all…
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Camry Driver Smashes Stereotype, Replaces Tissue Box with Wet Wipes on Parcel Shelf
Johnny has had an absolute gutful of people unfairly stereotyping Camry drivers as people born into the land that driving ability forgot. Not only does…
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