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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    First Production at Perth’s New Film Studio Revealed as Gone with the Wind, Starring Local Trampolines

    Perth’s new fan dangled film studio has finally revealed its first production and in news that will delight Westralians, it begins this weekend. The Gone…

    Belle March 26, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    WA Man to Sail Ranger to Perth on Cyclone Narelle Winds to Avoid Fuel Costs

    A Westralian man has thought outside the box today and installed a boat’s sails on his Ford Ranger in the hope of riding cyclone Narelle’s…

    Belle March 25, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Trump says the 2026 AFL Premiership Season has been won by the US

    Fresh off claiming victory in the Iran War, Donald Trump has made another sensational claim that has many Aussie sports fan’s scratching their noggins. According…

    Belle March 25, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA slams borders shut to protect fuel supply from Eastern States

    The mighty state of Westralia has taken a move out of its COVID playbook and decided to shut up shop to protect its fuel supply…

    Belle March 24, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Morley straps down the entire Galleria ahead of Cyclone Narelle

    Morley has made the extraordinary move of strapping down the entire Galleria Shopping Centre due to the very small chance Ex-Cyclone Narelle will come barrelling…

    Belle March 24, 2026
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IN FOCUS: Blokes who wear Tapout gear

Belle January 29, 2022 tough guy

Essentially, two types of people wear Tapout – sponsored MMA fighters and dudes who spend their weekend getting off their head and shadow boxing in…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Fitting a Summer’s Worth of Broken Promises Into The Final Week of School Holidays

Belle January 28, 2022 Parenting

There is nothing like frantically trying to fit a summer’s worth of broken promises in 2 days because frankly, school holidays are a relentless, nagging…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

BREAKING: More People To Enjoy Explosions At Massage Joints Than Skyworks Tonight

Belle January 26, 2022

Early reports suggest Skyworks 2022 is a bit of a fizzer. With most Western Australian’s opting to enjoy a more localised explosion down at their…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Family To Skip Skyworks Over Fears of Getting Infected With Case Of Having-a-shit-time

Belle January 26, 2022

A Dianella family has sensationally pulled the pin on their plans to attend the City of Perth Skyworks this evening over fears they could all…

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WA Culture & Notable Events Featured

Mr Southern Cross Tattoo

Belle January 25, 2022 Bogan

Tyler uses his Southern Cross tatt to navigate the sea of racial tolerance and find the safe port of excessive patriotism to help shield himself…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Kiwi Coworker Doesn’t Want To Hear About So-Called 4.7 Magnitude “Earthquake”

Belle January 25, 2022 kiwi

Dan almost threw his Jandal at the telly when he heard a report that a 4.7 magnitude earthquake had rocked some woolen socks out near…

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  • WA slams borders shut to protect fuel supply from Eastern States
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