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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    REPORT: Easter Sunday hands down the seediest day of the Easter long weekend

    A recent study by the Department of Getting On It has found Easter Sunday to be hands down the seediest day of the Easter Long…

    Belle April 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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Perth & WA Locations Featured

Mr Fremantle

Belle February 1, 2022 hippie

Earth Love or Lloyd as he’s known by his societal-slave name has just been booted out of his 3rd share house this year. He maintains…

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DFAT Issues Travel Warning For School Pick Ups This Afternoon

Belle January 31, 2022 school

DFAT has taken the extraordinary step of issuing a travel warning for school pick-up zones this afternoon after intelligence gathered suggests it will be an…

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Perth & WA Locations Featured

Ms Hillarys Boat Harbour

Belle January 30, 2022 influencer

Brit was the result of Barry inserting his Cumberland sausage into Linda’s Yorkshire pudding in the Marina car park 25 years ago. This unholy consummation…

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Entitled Dog Owners To Be Leashed, Muzzled Under Radical Plan To Prevent Attacks

Belle January 30, 2022 Bogan

To prevent unnecessary attacks, a radical WA plan seeks to keep the community safe from entitled dog owners by requiring they be leashed at all…

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Camry Driver Smashes Stereotype, Replaces Tissue Box with Wet Wipes on Parcel Shelf

Belle January 29, 2022 car

Johnny has had an absolute gutful of people unfairly stereotyping Camry drivers as people born into the land that driving ability forgot.  Not only does…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Blokes who wear Tapout gear

Belle January 29, 2022 tough guy

Essentially, two types of people wear Tapout – sponsored MMA fighters and dudes who spend their weekend getting off their head and shadow boxing in…

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