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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    England starts drinking now in preparation for 2027 Ashes 

    The English Cricket Team have sent a powerful message to its haters by starting their vigorous preparation for the 2027 Ashes right now. As reported…

    Belle January 11, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    The 10 Best WA Beaches To Teach Your Kids Important Life Lessons 

    WA is known for two things – shithot beaches and being a wonderful place to raise a family. So why not combine the two and…

    Belle January 11, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Mining giants Rio Tinto & Glencore consider merger to create the world’s longest online induction 

    The mining world has been rocked after Rio Tinto announced it was reinvigorating negotiations with Glencore over the idea of creating the world’s longest online…

    Belle January 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    REPORT: needless to say Patrol driver not taking cycling event related road closures well

    Local Patrol driver Brayden has run into his absolute kryptonite today after inadvertently finding himself redirected due to the Westbridge Funds cycling championship in Perth…

    Belle January 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    English Cricket Team stranded in Australia after being unable to catch a plane either 

    The English Cricket Team have come to grips with the painful realisation that they may never leave Australia after discovering a plane was also something…

    Belle January 9, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

New Mad Max to be Filmed in WA After “Convincing” Caravan Border Incident

Belle August 25, 2021

A woman towing a caravan yesterday decided that rather than calmly go through the checkpoint she would royally fark her shit up by trying to…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Perth Warned – Only 2 Years to Prepare for Ellenbrook Assimilation

Belle August 24, 2021

Perth residents have been warned to start preparing for the inevitable assimilation of Perth with the micronation Ellenbrook as the Metronet project expects the traino…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Hillarys Property Sales Now Conditional on Local NIMBY Approval

Belle August 22, 2021

Hillarys NIMBYs have had an absolute gutful of new homeowners having the audacity to move into their suburb and simply “do as they please” with…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

The Craft Beer Snob

Belle August 21, 2021 Drugs & AlcoholhipsterHobby

Craig looks like the end result of a lonely lumberjack banging his chainsaw and breeding an even bigger tool. His weird beer beret compliments his…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Hungover Broome Man Pays $150 for a Zinger Box at Auction

Belle August 21, 2021

Broome local, John really delivered a 10 punch combo to his liver last night and woke up feeling dustier than the top of a Jockey’s…

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7 Ways To Be An Elite Instagram Food Wanker

Belle August 21, 2021 Food

Demand free food for “exposure” Nevermind that 90% of interaction on your posts are from bots, you know what you got. An (on paper) following…

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