Perth Cup Patrons Promise To Practice Social Distancing When Passing On Each Other Covered In Bodily Fluids
Perth Cup revellers are taking their COVID safe obligations seriously after finding out their day at the races will go ahead for vaxxed punters despite…
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Mr ‘Why Haven’t My Bins Been Emptied???’
For decades, Ron has maintained relative peace with his Council overlords based on the understanding they pick up his shit on the designated day and…
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Mr Perth Heatwave
Daryl is an unflushed toilet bowl of a man: full of shit and stained with the unpalatable skiddie of one-upmanship. The recent heat has sent…
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So, You’re Becoming a Face Mask Entrepreneur?
News of restrictions hit people differently. Some are compelled to descend upon their local shopping centres like itchy-arsed zombies seeking 180 rolls of toilet paper.…
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Perth Family’s Pipin’ Hot Roast Lunch Tradition Lives On Despite 42 Degree X-Mas Forecast
No changes will be made to the Stirling family’s X-Mas menu despite the spicy temperatures expected on the day. When hell has opened up and…
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Perth Gym Bro Microdosing Long Lost Tub of Original Jack3d
“It’s what Joe Rogan would want me to do”, Anthony says as he carefully measures out 0.25g of Jack3d into his obnoxiously oversized protein shaker…
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