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    Top 11 worst people you’ll encounter at the pub this silly season

    The guy who thinks waving a pineapple is ballin’ – Woah, calm down Bill Gates, you wouldn’t want to start a stampede of every female bartender…

    Belle December 21, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Australia to be replaced by Jake Paul at next Ashes to give England a chance at winning something 

    The ICC has made a ruling that Jake Paul will be replacing the Australian cricket team in all future Ashes games to give England a…

    Belle December 21, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    WA holiday spots overwhelmed by rowdy Balinese tourists

    As the Aussie dollar drops, Western Australian holiday hot spots are being inundated with rowdy Balinese tourists who have decided to give Australia a taste…

    Belle December 21, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    Top 14 Signs You’re A Down South Pest

    Going down south is an important part of the Westralian spirit. Some are well behaved, most aren’t, get your bingo cards ready: 1. You ruin…

    Belle December 20, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Baldivis matriarch flexes on neighbours by bringing out a Viennetta after dinner party

    Belinda was sending a very clear message on Sunday night to the neighbours she invited around to a BBQ when she brought out an original…

    Belle December 20, 2025
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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Zig Zag Scenic Drive

Belle June 22, 2021

When one thinks of the Perth hills, one thinks of stunning vistas, endless bushland, homemade billies, vehicular recklessness and teen pregnancy. No location quite ticks…

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Unique & Other

Mr Tight Arse

Belle June 20, 2021

Brendan is the type of bloke who wanks to his ATM receipt on payday. Some say the joy is in giving, but not for Brendan,…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mr Thornlie

Belle June 18, 2021

Rex shuffles around the TAB in a pair of piss-stained Diadora trackies that have formed such a repulsive crust that Dominos is trying to find…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Mrs #Queening

Belle June 17, 2021 MummyParenting

There is only one rule in regards to Facebook-guided mothers: there are no rules. After the child is birthed the placenta of entitlement flops onto…

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Reckons BREAKING NEWS

WA Government & Police to release rebranded SafeWA App to win back public confidence – SafeANOM

Belle June 16, 2021

Public confidence in the SafeWA app plummeted after revelations this week that SafeWA app data was accessed in the course of an investigation into a…

View More WA Government & Police to release rebranded SafeWA App to win back public confidence – SafeANOM
From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Front / Old Mate Bars

Belle June 16, 2021

If you find yourself in the front bar you’re probably either a well-seasoned old mate, a tradie or lost. These sanctuaries typically shy away from…

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