IN FOCUS: Scrunch Bum Leggings
One consequence of the Beyoncefication of the world was white girls yearning to develop an arse with a gravitational pull. Of course, genetics is a…
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Ms Galleria Shopping Centre
Mira wakes up agitated. It turns out her 25-year-old boyfriend is like the pied piper of girls who think loitering at Galleria is a better…
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Mrs “Won’t Somebody Think of the Children”
Each day, Carol trawls through her mummy groups looking for fun to police. Essentially, she is the Elliot Stabler of the Special Victims Mentality Unit…
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IN FOCUS: Q-Zar Laser Tag
In 1987, a Perth inventor changed the children party landscape forever. Q-Zar allowed a generation to prove to their parents that the hours they clocked…
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Mrs Thermomix
For years, Sue’s family hid their culinary pain behind a Dolmio grin. She unenthusiastically produced grotesque parodies of real dinners with a Kan-not Tong attitude.…
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How to Spend Perth’s Hottest Winter Day Ever
Lament your depressing office life Just like the Freo Dockers, your disappointing progress in the league of life has you missing all the fun at…
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