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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ed Sheeran spotted at the OBH with a Butler tan telling everyone it’s gonna be Ipswich’s year lad 

    “The Tractor Boys are on”, Ed loudly exclaimed as he ordered another “Laaaagerrrr” when it was “his turn to get the beers in” at the…

    Belle February 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Fremantle responds to bridge closures by installing a slackline across the river

    The world’s longest slackline running from North Fremantle to South Beach will be installed tomorrow when the bridge closes.  The emergency slackline is expected to…

    Belle January 31, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA Government to offer a buyback amnesty for all cars with insufferable burble tunes 

    The Western Australian Government has launched a new initiative to take obnoxious gunshot noises off our streets.  Owners of vehicles with burble tunes or any…

    Belle January 31, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Homelander has a most elegant solution to the LandCruiser clogging up his scenic Caves Road drive

    Old mate Homelander is in the South West currently filming a new Netflix surfing show.  To pass some time between shooting, he decided to enjoy…

    Belle January 31, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Bunnings customer brings own trailer and actually knows how to reverse it

    Witnesses at the Leach Highway Bunnings have been left looking like a school of stunned mullets today after a typical clean shirt flog attended the…

    Belle January 30, 2026
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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr E-Plate

Belle June 5, 2021 BoganCrimehoon

The only extraordinary aspect of Reece’s vehicular delinquency is the fact he has managed to write off every form of transport he has ever owned.…

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Reckons

A Guide to Being a Verge Scab

Belle June 4, 2021

The end is dawning on kerb-crawling filth as more and more councils have opted to end verge side collections. Thus, its never been more important…

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Work & Study

Ms HR Manager

Belle June 2, 2021 corporateprofessional

Natasha is an HR manager and while her job description is to manage people, in reality, her day is spent finding ways to justify the…

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Uncategorized BREAKING NEWS Reckons

Mounts Bay Speed Camera Voted Public Servant of the Year

Belle June 2, 2021

The speed camera that sits on Mounts Bay Road, affectionately dubbed “Trust Fund” by the State Government, has been  awarded the Public Servant of the Year…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Perth Winter

Belle June 1, 2021

Good weather has always been the sweet icing on the shitty sponge cake of Perth’s drawcards. So much so, that the average Perth citizen confuses…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Suburban Footy Player

Belle May 31, 2021 Hobbysports

Simmo is an amateur footy player and is known for bagging more points than a meth dealer before a UFC screening. Needless to say, he’s somewhat…

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  • Homelander has a most elegant solution to the LandCruiser clogging up his scenic Caves Road drive
  • Bunnings customer brings own trailer and actually knows how to reverse it
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