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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Galleria to include world’s first drive through, self service bar as part of renovations 

    Morley Galleria will be the proud host to the world’s first combined drive-though and self-service pub. Perhaps the ultimate in thirst quenching convenience.   Due…

    Belle August 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    REPORT: Bunnings Claremont is like a trip to an alternate universe 

    A SOR man has found himself transported to a strange alternate universe the other day when he was forced to pop into Bunnings Claremont for…

    Belle August 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    High Wycombe crowned satin boxer shorts capital of Perth

    High Wycombe has been crowned the satin boxers capital of Perth after it was revealed over 70% of men aged 10-55 rock an un-fresh pair…

    Belle August 29, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    11 hot topics to get a Western Australian worked up

    Westralians are a fierce bunch but these topics bring out the inner best. Have you got what it takes to drop one into conversation? 1.…

    Belle August 29, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Kid from school who used to punch darts outside Garden City food court now a respectable member of society 

    Against the odds, the little shit you went to school with who was no stranger to the area outside Garbo’s food court has become a…

    Belle August 28, 2025
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Mrs Facebook Complaint

Belle May 28, 2020 outrageSocial Media

Carol charges around the Woolies organic section like she’d seen the red flag of a cuntador. Her child screams with all the freedom of progressive…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

The Perth Boomer

Belle May 19, 2020 MillennialMoney

After 35 years in the same job, Frank has finally climbed to the staggering heights of middle management. His dinosaur-ic approach to work is only…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Perth Yoga Enthusiast

Belle May 13, 2020 New AgeYoga

Kristy takes 15 centuries of ancient Indian philosophy, crushes it into hashtag shaped lines and takes a big snort off the toilet seat of social…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Perth Boat Owner

Belle May 1, 2020

John had ground down his will to live on the corporate coalface for 20 years and was now in a position to treat himself. He…

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Health & Medicine

Mr Coronavirus Conspiracy Theory

Belle April 30, 2020

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and Todd thinking every significant world event is linked to a new world order. He hasn’t just…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: The Great PERTH Sign

Belle April 29, 2020

Just as your grandparents whipped out the expensive dining set at Christmas, Perth also has a little razzle-dazzle they like to use when it’s time…

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  • Kid from school who used to punch darts outside Garden City food court now a respectable member of society 
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