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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Trump to fight Epstein list allegations at Perth UFC 305

    In a move that has shocked the MMA world, the UFC has announced that President Trump has been added to the UFC 305 card in…

    Belle July 16, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Reserve Bank moves to end debit and credit card surcharges unless you’re obnoxiously ordering 10 cocktails at a busy bar

    The RBA has moved to eliminate surcharges on credit & debit cards unless you are using one to make a large, obnoxious cocktail order at…

    Belle July 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Flagmantle fan slams UFC for scheduling Perth event the day after Freo 2025 Grand Final Victory

    A Flagmantle fan has slammed the UFC for scheduling the Perth Fight Night on a date when he will still be celebrating in Melbourne. We…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA announces new public holiday to honour the time Clive Palmer was refused entry into the State

    The Western Australian Government has announced that WA will be getting another public holiday to celebrate the hilarity of denying Clive Palmer access to our…

    Belle July 14, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    300 Series owner whacks a couple of WACA lights on the front of his car over fears other motorists can still see

    A Toyota 300 Series owner has struck a deal with the WACA to lease some of their lights over fears he wasn’t obliterating enough retinas…

    Belle July 13, 2025
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WA Culture & Notable Events Party & Entertainment

Mr Bush Doof

Belle January 19, 2020 EntertainmentNew Age

Simon is a rudderless psy-trance hippie that believes the path to spiritual enlightenment is paved with psychedelic drug binges in an open field. His new…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Little Fat Lamb

Belle January 18, 2020

Every now and then a beverage cements itself as cirrhosis on the overburdened liver of Australia’s drinking culture. Sure there is stronger & cheaper piss…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies Featured

The Amateur ASX Investor

Belle January 8, 2020

Up until a year ago, society held so much hope for Jack. He had worked hard, saved up a respectable deposit and was about to…

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Success

The Bell Tower Times Year in Review 2019

Belle December 29, 2019

1. Geraldton v Boardshort ban – ScoMo did the unimaginable, he declared that boardshorts and thongs were banned from citizenship ceremonies on Australia Day. Little…

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Party & Entertainment

Mr Work X-Mas Party

Belle December 19, 2019

Keith is a walking sexual harassment complaint. A triple smoked ham of a man that has been counting down the days until he can get…

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7 Types of People on Rottnest Island

Belle December 19, 2019 BoatTravel

Ms Rottofornia Rotto is the undisputed premier location for like-whoring on Instagram. Ms Rottofornia will immediately fall into a #blessed trance as she loses controld…

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