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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    WA Man to Sail Ranger to Perth on Cyclone Narelle Winds to Avoid Fuel Costs

    A Westralian man has thought outside the box today and installed a boat’s sails on his Ford Ranger in the hope of riding cyclone Narelle’s…

    Belle March 25, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Trump says the 2026 AFL Premiership Season has been won by the US

    Fresh off claiming victory in the Iran War, Donald Trump has made another sensational claim that has many Aussie sports fan’s scratching their noggins. According…

    Belle March 25, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA slams borders shut to protect fuel supply from Eastern States

    The mighty state of Westralia has taken a move out of its COVID playbook and decided to shut up shop to protect its fuel supply…

    Belle March 24, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Morley straps down the entire Galleria ahead of Cyclone Narelle

    Morley has made the extraordinary move of strapping down the entire Galleria Shopping Centre due to the very small chance Ex-Cyclone Narelle will come barrelling…

    Belle March 24, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth residents take no chances with Narelle, begin preparations for cyclone party

    Perth residents have reacted decisively to the clickbait fear mongering of the usual suspects. While the chances of Ex-Tropical Cyclone Narelle hitting Perth in any…

    Belle March 24, 2026
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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Fishing for Attention on Social Media

Belle July 15, 2021

Abusing the good nature and trust of your online acquaintances is the bedrock that social media was built on. A sturdy foundation that all the…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Man flying into Perth borrows Geelong guernsey in hope he’ll be classified essential enough to skip quarantine

Belle July 14, 2021

Freedom hating traitor, Alex, has turned his back on WA for 5 years to pursue a career as a pro-art-wanker in Melbourne. This week he…

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Pretending to be busy

Belle July 13, 2021

Contrary to popular belief, it isn’t hard work that gets you ahead, it is merely the appearance of working hard that separates the manager-wheat from…

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Featured Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr It’s Coming Home

Belle July 12, 2021

For the last month, Phil has been pumping England’s tyres like he just got a job in the Land Rover showroom. You see, Phil saw…

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BREAKING NEWS

Perth insurance fraudster cant wait to put hatchback to the test against Monday’s predicted floods

Belle July 11, 2021

Drivers were treated to no shortage of statutory write off opportunities on Friday as Perth’s drainage system completely shat the bed and turned the roads…

View More Perth insurance fraudster cant wait to put hatchback to the test against Monday’s predicted floods
Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms Farmers Market

Belle July 11, 2021

It’s 7:00 am on a Sunday morning and Hayley is annoying the living shit out of her housemates. She is tearing around their townhouse getting…

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  • Morley straps down the entire Galleria ahead of Cyclone Narelle
  • Perth residents take no chances with Narelle, begin preparations for cyclone party
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