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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    REPORT: Easter Sunday hands down the seediest day of the Easter long weekend

    A recent study by the Department of Getting On It has found Easter Sunday to be hands down the seediest day of the Easter Long…

    Belle April 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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Reckons

A Guide to Being a Verge Scab

Belle June 4, 2021

The end is dawning on kerb-crawling filth as more and more councils have opted to end verge side collections. Thus, its never been more important…

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Work & Study

Ms HR Manager

Belle June 2, 2021 corporateprofessional

Natasha is an HR manager and while her job description is to manage people, in reality, her day is spent finding ways to justify the…

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Uncategorized BREAKING NEWS Reckons

Mounts Bay Speed Camera Voted Public Servant of the Year

Belle June 2, 2021

The speed camera that sits on Mounts Bay Road, affectionately dubbed “Trust Fund” by the State Government, has been  awarded the Public Servant of the Year…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Perth Winter

Belle June 1, 2021

Good weather has always been the sweet icing on the shitty sponge cake of Perth’s drawcards. So much so, that the average Perth citizen confuses…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Suburban Footy Player

Belle May 31, 2021 Hobbysports

Simmo is an amateur footy player and is known for bagging more points than a meth dealer before a UFC screening. Needless to say, he’s somewhat…

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Party & Entertainment

Ms Insta/Snapchat Story

Belle May 30, 2021

Thought her story was just random glimpses of her exciting life thrown together haphazardly? You stupid plebby blob. Her story is a work of hard…

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