Ms Emergency Nurse
When it comes to patients, Rach has all the sympathy of a losing Melbourne Cup horse for his jockey’s glue allergy, but it wasn’t always…
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Mr “I Moved Next to a Pub and Made a Noise Complaint”
It’s 10pm, and Simon’s thrilling game of Solitaire is disturbed by the pub next door’s audacious decision to play music for its paying patrons. Aw…
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Mr Electrician
When deciding on a trade, Jarred didn’t want to be the Super Mario of toilets like his plumber mates, nor did he want a fast…
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Ms “Newly Single”
Jasmine finally dropped her man like he was a UFC fan with a staring problem. Like an Arts degree, she had wasted 3 years on…
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A Guide to Becoming a Cyclist
1. Dress to Impress – Not having a lucrative endorsement is not a barrier to dressing like you do. Basically, plain lycra is the HIV of…
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The Clarkson Chav
Despite the fact a Man United shirt is seemingly glued to his body, Will hasn’t been kicking many goals since his parents emigrated to Clarkson,…
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