IN FOCUS: Girls Who Wear Floppy Hats
Like a cheeky nip slip, a floppy hat is scientifically proven to increase the #blessedness of an insta post by 25%. A lifetime of failing…
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Mr “A Current Affair” Journo
The Journo receives a hot tip from an anonymous source. Apparently, a landlord in Baldivis has refused to pay for the repair a tenant’s gutters.…
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Ms “I Moved to Sydney”
After securing a free pair of sunglasses in exchange for an Instagram post and appearing in the STM social pages twice, Felicity knew she had…
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Mr Kwinana Motorplex
Bruce pours water into a bowl of Fruit Loops and slurps his breakfast while watching the V8 Supercars on Foxtel. To Bruce’s disgust, a Ford…
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Mr Bitcoin Investor
In 2009 Bitcoin was released, and thanks mostly to mankind’s desire to get farked up without having to meet some sketchy drug dealer in a…
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IN FOCUS: Nangs
Ever since humans figured out how to store N20 in a convenient canister they have enjoyed briefly depriving their brain of oxygen for a short-lived…
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