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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99

    Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    James Blunt heard loudly claiming The Ashes on the Yanchep Line 

    James Blunt is in town for a concert tonight but wasted no time getting involved in the main recreational activity of his people.  Thus, the…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Little shop selling expensive American snacks & stuff mysteriously pops up in Hakea after 2026 smoking ban announced

    Authorities are suspicious of a little shop that mysteriously popped up in Hakea prison ahead of the 2026 smoking ban.  Prison officers have said the…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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Perth & WA Locations

Ms Galleria Shopping Centre

Belle September 17, 2019

Mira wakes up agitated. It turns out her 25-year-old boyfriend is like the pied piper of girls who think loitering at Galleria is a better…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Mrs “Won’t Somebody Think of the Children”

Belle September 11, 2019

Each day, Carol trawls through her mummy groups looking for fun to police. Essentially, she is the Elliot Stabler of the Special Victims Mentality Unit…

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IN FOCUS: Q-Zar Laser Tag

Belle September 3, 2019

In 1987, a Perth inventor changed the children party landscape forever. Q-Zar allowed a generation to prove to their parents that the hours they clocked…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mrs Thermomix

Belle August 29, 2019

For years, Sue’s family hid their culinary pain behind a Dolmio grin. She unenthusiastically produced grotesque parodies of real dinners with a Kan-not Tong attitude.…

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Reckons

How to Spend Perth’s Hottest Winter Day Ever

Belle August 28, 2019

Lament your depressing office life  Just like the Freo Dockers, your disappointing progress in the league of life has you missing all the fun at…

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So, You Want to Engage a Lawyer?

Belle August 23, 2019

You get what you pay for – A “free consultation” isn’t a service lawyers provide to the community. It’s more like an Isagenix sale pitch…

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TRENDING NEWS

  • Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you
  • Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween
  • Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99
  • James Blunt heard loudly claiming The Ashes on the Yanchep Line 
  • Little shop selling expensive American snacks & stuff mysteriously pops up in Hakea after 2026 smoking ban announced
  • AFL vows to not rest until it has alienated every single fan with needless rule changes 

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