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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99

    Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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Ms Street Charity Worker

Belle February 8, 2018 BackpackerCharityemployment

At some stage, every English citizen realises their island is so miserable that Peter Dutton might try to send someone there. So they flock to…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The 4WD Enthusiast

Belle February 1, 2018 Hobbymotoring

People deal with their wife leaving them for a bigger dick’d man in different ways. For Geoff that was spending way too much on a…

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WA Culture & Notable Events Perth & WA Locations

The WA Country Boy

Belle January 24, 2018 AustralianaCountryPersonality

Todd’s parent’s hopes were simple: for Todd to not end up like his brother who is no longer permitted to drive or his cousin who…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting Perth & WA Locations

Mr Scarborough Beach Pool

Belle January 23, 2018 BoomerEntertainmentNeighbourhood

News of the Scarborough Beach pool opening has Ron’s blood pressure rising like the temperature inside a neglectful pet owners car. It is nothing short…

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Mr Barefoot Investor

Belle January 14, 2018 FinanceMoney

Before the Christmas, Simon’s finances were all over the shop like a grubby toddler’s paw prints, so his folks gave him the gift that would…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Big Bash Cricket

Belle January 11, 2018 Entertainmentsports

Paul is a McCricket fan. He could never handle the 5-course test match degustation on offer but found the happy meal of Big Bash far…

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  • Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween
  • Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99
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