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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Premier to celebrate Freo winning top tourist town with a bog lap in a clapped out Commodore 

    Western Australia has a reason to celebrate today after Fremantle was awarded best tourist town in the Australian Tourism Awards.  To honour this achievement, Premier…

    Belle September 3, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Young parents concede it’s all over now they choose pubs solely on what kid’s entertainment is on offer

    Cherie used to fancy herself somewhat of a foodie. Her husband and baby daddy Dan was always on the lookout for the next exciting craft…

    Belle September 2, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Confused Rocko man forced to deny he’s a racer after joining wrong event yesterday 

    A Rockingham man who ventured into Perth CBD for a day of flag waving & chanting was left a little confused after he joined the…

    Belle September 1, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Galleria to include world’s first drive through, self service bar as part of renovations 

    Morley Galleria will be the proud host to the world’s first combined drive-though and self-service pub. Perhaps the ultimate in thirst quenching convenience.   Due…

    Belle August 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    REPORT: Bunnings Claremont is like a trip to an alternate universe 

    A SOR man has found himself transported to a strange alternate universe the other day when he was forced to pop into Bunnings Claremont for…

    Belle August 30, 2025
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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr CEO Sleepout

Belle June 21, 2015 FinanceMoneySlacktivist

Bossman’s spread-sheet personality is as warm and inviting as some antihistamines at a used grundy factory. He discards thousands of employees like yesterday’s Armani suit…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Ms Perth Juvie

Belle June 19, 2015 CrimeFightStudyyouth

Brittany’s Facebook looks like an attention-seeking bomb went off in the middle of a failed Supre model’s party. Naturally, she is “married” to her bff…

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Unique & Other

Feeding Time at the Zoo

Belle June 14, 2015 BoganFood

Here we see a typical clash between self-professed foodies at a bountiful Perth feeding ground. Mr FIFO Foodie has drawn the ire of a waiter…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mr Mount Lawley

Belle May 19, 2015 culturehipsterwanker

Mount Lawley is the bohemian flame to which the scarfed Perthian is drawn. It is a bustling hub of irritating fashion, latte-sipping fixie connoisseurs and…

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Unique & Other

The Mating Ritual of the Southerner

Belle May 8, 2015 BoganFightRelationshipssex

Here we see the mating ritual of the southern derro.  Mr Mandurah is proposing to Ms Belmont over a crab feed with a ring that…

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Perth & WA Locations

Ms Belmont

Belle May 3, 2015

Belmont: come for the cheap bottleshop deals and stay because you failed to navigate the syringe-ridden obstacle course that the locals fondly refer to as…

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  • Premier to celebrate Freo winning top tourist town with a bog lap in a clapped out Commodore 
  • Young parents concede it’s all over now they choose pubs solely on what kid’s entertainment is on offer
  • Confused Rocko man forced to deny he’s a racer after joining wrong event yesterday 
  • Galleria to include world’s first drive through, self service bar as part of renovations 
  • REPORT: Bunnings Claremont is like a trip to an alternate universe 
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