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    After US rejects Aussie-Mex, Guzman y Gomez assures investors Mexico expansion will be different

    Guzman y Gomez have clearly learned a lesson from its ill-fated attempts to conquer the American fast food market and have turned their sights on…

    Belle February 22, 2026
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    Kmart relocates checkouts to outside stores over fears some customers feel trusted

    Kmart has made the bold decision to relocate all checkouts to outside of its stores after a report identified a few customers who said they…

    Belle February 21, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Man who agreed to skipper at Rotto Swim praying to sea breeze gods to get him out of having to do it

    A Perth boatie doesn’t know why but he’s managed to agree to skipper a support vessel at the Rotto Swim for another year running. An…

    Belle February 20, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Coles tells ACCC it was too busy building dystopian surveillance network to keep track of specials

    Coles have dropped a bombshell defence of their scummy business practices at the ACCC hearing this week. When asked why they continually tricked consumers into…

    Belle February 20, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    More trouble for ex-Prince Andrew as police question him over unreturned copy of Tekken 3 from Blockbuster

    Just hours after ex-Prince Andrew was released by police over leaking information to the disgraced Jeffrey Epstein he’s once again been summoned to face the…

    Belle February 20, 2026
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IN FOCUS: The Highway to Hell

Belle March 3, 2020

On the 1st of March, a large section of Canning Highway was closed off for a rolling AC/DC Highway to Hell Tribute. The song itself…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Gym Selfie

Belle March 2, 2020 Cringeexercisewanker

Todd hovers around the free weights at Healthy Life while flicking through his own Instagram account. It’s been 25 minutes, and Todd hasn’t lifted a…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Imported Car Enthusiast

Belle February 26, 2020 CringemotoringWorld

Ask any dropkick. Any real dropkick. It don’t matter if you fail to avoid crashing by an inch or a mile, crashings, crashing. Krys always…

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Smoko Chat: Why Your Apprentice is a Little Bitch

Belle February 23, 2020 tradie

Blokes are always asking me, “Keifo, why is my apprenno a little bitch?” Bloody good question. Having dealt with more apprentices than a second-hand ute…

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Work & Study

Mr TransPerth Bus Driver

Belle February 19, 2020 motoring

Gus rolls out of bed with a half-smoked rollie stuck to the side of his stubbled face. He gives his grizzled body a sniff and…

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Health & Medicine

Mr Coronavirus

Belle January 31, 2020

For a man who couldn’t be fucked getting the flu shot and stops washing his hands after his 3rd pint at the pub, Goeff has…

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  • Coles tells ACCC it was too busy building dystopian surveillance network to keep track of specials
  • More trouble for ex-Prince Andrew as police question him over unreturned copy of Tekken 3 from Blockbuster
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