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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    20 years on, Perth man still has overwhelming urge to launch a honkey nut at some kid’s melon

    Perth man, Clint may have graduated from school over two decades but he has never lost the urge to lob a honkey nut at anyone…

    Belle August 18, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    REPORT: Perth’s falling birth rate directly linked to Zig Zag late night closure

    Experts have finally got the bottom of why the birth rate in Perth has been steadily declining. While some blame the pressures of life and…

    Belle August 17, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Colesworth quietly shelve facial recognition trial after cameras keep flagging their prices as criminal

    Coles & Woolworths have been left red faced after their facial recognition trial backfired spectacularly after the cameras wouldn’t stop flagging their own prices as…

    Belle August 17, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Transperth installs big screens so Freo fans can enjoy games from the comfort of an immobile train

    Transperth has taken the public’s feedback on board from yesterdays calamitous events that left many Flagmantle fans stuck on trains rather than gliding gloriously towards…

    Belle August 15, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Mandurah residents demand data centres after learning of all that sweet, sweet copper

    All over the world, Governments of all levels are grappling with the brave new world of data centre proliferation. These unsightly and thirsty cathedrals of…

    Belle August 14, 2026
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Internet Culture Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms Boycott Leavers

Belle November 20, 2015 boycottMajor EventMummySlacktivistSocial Media

Linda has appointed herself the Chief Commissioner of the WA fun police. She is a highly decorated buzz-kill veteran who has earned her stripes defending…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Ms Color Run

Belle November 1, 2015 Instagramsports

Joy is happier than the Wiggles on an ecstasy bender. The Color Run 2015 is a perfect opportunity to publicise her herba-lifestyle and isagenetic perfection…

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Unique & Other

The WCE 2015 Grand Final Special

Belle October 4, 2015 AFLMajor Eventsports

Last week, Barry made the step up from obnoxious die-hard to eccentric dickhead by spray painting his Tarago blue & yellow and dragging his family…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Feral Freo Fan

Belle September 26, 2015 AFLCrimesports

Unburdened by the weight of respectability, Macca heads to Domain Stadium to cause more mayhem than Chris Brown and Jeff Farmer on a double date.…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr West Coast Eagles

Belle September 8, 2015 AFLsports

Ken would have you believe that he doesn’t care about the Dockers. In reality, Ken sees the purple-cretins as the red-headed step-brother that somehow managed…

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Perth & WA Locations

The Perth Hill Dweller

Belle August 31, 2015 Boganperf

Deklyn is a simple man, he likes dirt bikes, cones and paying his sister’s mates for gobbies down by Lesmurdie Falls. Modern fashion angers him,…

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  • Transperth installs big screens so Freo fans can enjoy games from the comfort of an immobile train
  • Mandurah residents demand data centres after learning of all that sweet, sweet copper
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