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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    20 years on, Perth man still has overwhelming urge to launch a honkey nut at some kid’s melon

    Perth man, Clint may have graduated from school over two decades but he has never lost the urge to lob a honkey nut at anyone…

    Belle August 18, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    REPORT: Perth’s falling birth rate directly linked to Zig Zag late night closure

    Experts have finally got the bottom of why the birth rate in Perth has been steadily declining. While some blame the pressures of life and…

    Belle August 17, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Colesworth quietly shelve facial recognition trial after cameras keep flagging their prices as criminal

    Coles & Woolworths have been left red faced after their facial recognition trial backfired spectacularly after the cameras wouldn’t stop flagging their own prices as…

    Belle August 17, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Transperth installs big screens so Freo fans can enjoy games from the comfort of an immobile train

    Transperth has taken the public’s feedback on board from yesterdays calamitous events that left many Flagmantle fans stuck on trains rather than gliding gloriously towards…

    Belle August 15, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Mandurah residents demand data centres after learning of all that sweet, sweet copper

    All over the world, Governments of all levels are grappling with the brave new world of data centre proliferation. These unsightly and thirsty cathedrals of…

    Belle August 14, 2026
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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr “Adam Goodes is a Flog”

Belle July 28, 2015 Bogansports

Macka’s irrational hate for Adam Goodes reached a surreal climax on the weekend when he was escorted from the stadium following a racial slur. His…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr Golden Triangle

Belle July 24, 2015 Finance

William allows the silver spoon of entitlement to penetrate his privileged kwon and knows that the harder he grinds on the generational-elitism, the bigger the…

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Travellers

Mr Bali Ash Cloud

Belle July 14, 2015 BoganDrugs & AlcoholEntertainmentPartyTravel

Two weeks ago Bryan had a YOLO moment after too many cans of bourbon and booked a trip to Bali. Giving late notice to his…

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Health & Medicine WA Culture & Notable Events

Ms Dry July

Belle June 30, 2015 Drugs & AlcoholInstagramMillennialSlacktivistSocial Media

As she forgets her reasons for running and the sun sets on a rainbow sky, Simone must mercilessly dry hump July’s new hashtag like her…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr CEO Sleepout

Belle June 21, 2015 FinanceMoneySlacktivist

Bossman’s spread-sheet personality is as warm and inviting as some antihistamines at a used grundy factory. He discards thousands of employees like yesterday’s Armani suit…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Ms Perth Juvie

Belle June 19, 2015 CrimeFightStudyyouth

Brittany’s Facebook looks like an attention-seeking bomb went off in the middle of a failed Supre model’s party. Naturally, she is “married” to her bff…

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  • REPORT: Perth’s falling birth rate directly linked to Zig Zag late night closure
  • Colesworth quietly shelve facial recognition trial after cameras keep flagging their prices as criminal
  • Transperth installs big screens so Freo fans can enjoy games from the comfort of an immobile train
  • Mandurah residents demand data centres after learning of all that sweet, sweet copper
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