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    Sam Mitchell goes home a winner with massive haul of 10c bottles & cans thanks to Hawks fans

    Sammy Mitchell may have lost the chance for Grand Final glory this year but he has done pretty damn well thanks to the classless behaviour…

    Belle September 20, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    VFL Proudly Announces the 2026 Grand Final will be between the Fitzroy Lions and Fremantle Dockers

    The AFL VFL has announced that following the victory by the Brisbane Lions against Hawthorn the 2026 Grand Final will be between Fitzroy and Freo.…

    Belle September 20, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports Travel

    AFL Congratulates The Real Winners Of Last Night’s prelim final: Aussie Airlines

    Aussie airlines have partied late into the night after sealing an amazing victory in Sydney last night. A spokesperson for the AFL said that it…

    Belle September 19, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    REVEALED: Swans Tickets Came with Complimentary Ring Light So Fanbase Can Focus on Their Content During the Game

    The Sydney Swans have admitted that they have given out complimentary ring lights with tickets to Friday’s game against Flagmantle due to the unique needs…

    Belle September 17, 2026
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    Royal Perth Hospital’s cafeteria hot chips awarded 3 Michelin Stars

    Royal Perth Hospital’s Victoria’s Cafe has finally been given the recognition it deserves for its world famous hot chips. In an Australia first, the cafe…

    Belle September 17, 2026
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Party & Entertainment

Mr Origin

Belle January 4, 2017 Drugs & AlcoholEntertainmentParty

Each factory-manufactured rip on Tyler’s fuckboy shorts represents a gaping void where something useful used to go. Dignity, serotonin levels and the slim chance of…

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Unique & Other

X-Mas Special – Mr X-mas Day

Belle December 23, 2016

Benny rocks up to Christmas day after a shirtless night at the Leftbank. In between pint spillin’ and floor pissin’, he managed to hook a…

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Unique & Other

The Perth Irishman

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Paraic isn’t getting high off the Perth craic lately. The FIFO gravy train has derailed, half his friends have fled and to make matters worse…

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Ms Perth Boat Hoe

Belle November 28, 2016 babeBoatInstagramMillennial

In the Perth summer, children of boat owners rule like majestic kings over their aquatically challenged peasantry. One such peasant is Cherie, an aspiring social…

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Mr Perth DJ

Belle November 24, 2016 employmentMusicParty

Sam’s DJ’ing is the melodic equivalent of a particularly orgasmic scissoring session between Fran Drescher and Julia Gillard. When Sams on stage he transforms into…

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Unique & Other

Mr Bali Bongo Drums

Belle November 18, 2016 Major EventParty

Dylan trawls through Tinder with balls bluer than the Cookie Monster after a hot shot of smack. After matching with an alluring Tindress, he skips…

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  • REVEALED: Swans Tickets Came with Complimentary Ring Light So Fanbase Can Focus on Their Content During the Game
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