Pauline Hanson has serious concerns over the feasibility of running One Nation winning the Secret Harbour seat after visiting the electoral district this week.
Having made her thoughts on a monoculture clear, she was shocked to meet both Liverpool and Man U fans on the streets. A clear abundance of multiculturalism.
A source close to One Nation told The Times,
“The Reds and the Red Devils? Coexisting? This is an absolute nightmare for One Nation! How’s she going to win over the hearts & minds of Secret Harbour if she tells them that everyone will have to support just one team?”
We spoke to a local Liverpool fan who said his identity as a Scouser is important and it will be a cold day in hell before he supports Man U or whatever One Nation has in mind. Adding,
“I’d die for Liverpool, la. That’s our culture, that. If she wants to represent Secret Harbour, she’s gotta understand it.”
Similarly, a Man U supporter said One Nation has to get used to the fact there are Englishman from all over the country living in Secret Harbour and each culture must be respected. Adding,
“You see this? That’s the scar from a metal plate they put in me head after I kicked off at Anfield. Lifetime ban for giving those muppets a little slap. They stomped me until I pissed blood and I still sung the Man U song in the ambulance. That’s how passionate i am about me culture”
One Nation has its work cut out for it.
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