Spain has reached the highest level of soccer once again and thanks to a delightful little admin error they are about to enjoy the highest level of holidayin’ after booking the wrong Málaga.
We spoke to a source close to the team who said the team was lowkey relieved they weren’t going to end up at the coastal paradise of Málaga, Spain, adding,
“Sure, Málaga is heaven on Earth but it’s still several leagues below Malaga, Perth, Ferran Torres won’t stop going on about a day out at the markets while Nico Williams says he’s straight to the industrial area for a crumbed chicken and cheese sausage”
Other players expressed delight in getting to strap on some roller-skates at Rollerzone and maybe a cheeky bit of ice skating – see if you can do that in Málaga.
Unfortunately, the hovering President has apparently refused to leave the team’s side since the trophy presentation and is likely to board the jet with the players en route to Perth.
A source from within the team said the lingering Trump was putting a dampener on things, adding,
“He keeps going on about how he won the FIFA world peace prize so they are basically on the same level when it comes to World Cup accolades, and they will continue the party at the Maccas off Alexander Drive”
What did the Spaniards do to deserve that?