Pauline Hanson is reportedly furious at her advisors for arranging a fundraiser in Midland after finding her plane on bricks after the soiree.
Having flown into Midland yesterday afternoon, the One Nation leader was assured her ride would be safe. Alas, one can’t always predict what will happen in Midland and well, she got absolutely Midlanded.
We spoke to a witness who said the plane had its tyres and landing gears removed within minutes of landing, adding,
“you ever see that scene in Jurassic Park when they lower that cow into the raptor cage? Yeah, that’s how it went down”
After coming out to see her plane unable to take off, Pauline was demanding to know why they didn’t have this fundraiser in Dalkeith at her mate’s house.
Authorities told the Queenslander that she should’ve done her homework and Perth doesn’t take any responsibility for her poor decisions.
However, in an unexpected turn of events, her mate might be able to use this event to keep pushing for a special plane landing strip on top of her West Perth offices to prevent this sort of thing happening ever again.
By all accounts, Pauline has been forced to ride it out in a local cafe until her team can get the plane fixed.
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