Canberra Admits They Only Visited WA To Make Sure We Weren’t Shitting The Bed On All That Mining Money
Federal heavyweights have breathed a sigh of relief on their way out of WA conceding that they only popped over to make sure the behemoth…
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Mining Exec Reckons Brand Spankin’ Akubra Will Win Over Workers Ahead of Involuntary Redundancies
Despite the highly paid mining exec travelling to the Pilbara location to announce redundancies and the fact most of the workers are Perth-raised city slickers,…
Millennial Born Too Late To Smoke, Too Soon To Vape, Fears He’ll Never Fit In
A man born on the cusp of Gen Y and Gen Z has been struggling with his beer-garden identity of late. Admitting that he missed…
Rio Tinto Says There Has Always Been A 300ft Goanna Terrorising Newman, As Backlash Grows
Rio Tinto has categorically denied the 300ft lizard monster terrorising Newman currently has anything to do with the lost radioactive capsule. In an official statement,…
Exotic Dancers Flock to Roe Hwy To Perform After Reports Someone Actually Made It Rain
The Perth exotic dancer community has responded in force after hearing about the generous cash splash on Roe Highway yesterday. The sight of pineapples flying…
Pete Evans Vows To Find The Radioactive Cap And Sell It As A Cure For Weak Chakras
In a stunning return to the spotlight, Pete Evans has announced he’ll personally comb every inch of the territory between the mine site & Malaga…